2025-3-10 — Akasha

Jorge:That's unfortunate.

Jorge:Hello!

Josh:Hi.

Josh:You sound very excited.

Jorge:It's been a really long day.

Jorge:I'm excited to do... Yeah.

Josh:That's why you're excited?

Josh:Oh.

Josh:This is going to suck when you TPK them.

Josh:Like, really unfortunate.

Josh:Not the time to unwind.

Josh:Let's do a one-shot instead.

Josh:Do something relaxing.

Jorge:Yeah, it's been one of those days where I've just been... I spent the first day... I've been working on something that was like a... Do you know P0, P1?

Jorge:Do you guys use those terms?

Josh:in reference to priorities of, like, tickets and stuff?

Jorge:Yeah, yeah.

Jorge:So P0 is highest priority.

Josh:Okay, sure, yes.

Jorge:I was working on P0 for MVP before IO, like Google's IO, right?

Josh:Okay.

Jorge:But Google's IO is in May, but we need to start dogfooding it internally, which basically just means we let other Googlers use it.

Josh:So I said, okay, I don't actually know what Google.io is.

Jorge:And then there's a build freeze.

Jorge:Oh, it's a conference.

Jorge:that Google does to present about all this cool new stuff they do.

Jorge:And most normal people don't watch it, but a lot of news reporters do, and it heavily dictates our stock.

Josh:Oh, that's fun.

Josh:So this is actually important.

Jorge:Yeah.

Jorge:Very important.

Jorge:But then to get it to I.O., we need to test it.

Jorge:So we have a team food, which is just internally barred.

Jorge:And then there's a dog food, which is available all of Google.

Jorge:So I need to get this.

Jorge:Co-checked in by Friday, so it makes the freeze for the first dog food and all this other stuff, right?

Jorge:I've been working on that, but then I got another P0 last night, which was, hey, the model, the advanced model, because there's the basic and advanced, the advanced one is not triggering image generation.

Jorge:even if people are asking very pointed questions like, generate me a photo of a cat.

Jorge:It's just not doing that.

Jorge:So then I was like, oh, cool.

Josh:okay okay

Jorge:And then my TL was like, you need to fix this.

Jorge:And I was like, great.

Jorge:Because I create the advanced config.

Jorge:So I was looking.

Jorge:I was looking.

Jorge:Then I looked for a little bit last night.

Jorge:Then I had to chat with someone.

Jorge:Some guy was like, oh, that's because in this example, there's an image.

Jorge:the user uploads an image and then asks to also generate an image.

Jorge:So he's like, that's... So the problem is we disabled image generation if the user uploads an image because the model kept over-triggering and was just doing too much more image generation.

Josh:Is there no example where it just is make me an image and then an image is generated?

Jorge:But the problem is for my surface, Bloomberg, within the web on the Chrome, we always send an image with the text of the web page.

Jorge:So it always has an image.

Josh:So you're just never going to get an image because it's disabled.

Jorge:So I have to override it.

Jorge:So I found out about from this other guy on a different team.

Jorge:He's like, oh, here's an override spot.

Jorge:He's like, you'll need to override this.

Jorge:So I go to try to override it.

Jorge:I give my TL an update.

Jorge:And then he's like, oh, by the way, he's like, oh, I already wrote an override for that for the other one.

Jorge:One second.

Josh:Nice.

Jorge:And I was like, cool.

Jorge:I wish you told me that and saved me hours.

Jorge:So then I try that.

Noah:Okay.

Jorge:Still doesn't work.

Jorge:So I reach out to someone else.

Jorge:And I was like, hey, this isn't working.

Jorge:And then he's like, oh, you need to do this.

Jorge:I'm like, well, there's another override, apparently.

Jorge:Because as I was talking to you, a different team member told me about a different override they also did.

Jorge:So I could have saved you time.

Jorge:Sorry about that.

Jorge:I don't know why it's not working.

Jorge:And he's like, oh, that's weird.

Jorge:Try this other guy.

Jorge:So I try this other guy.

Jorge:He's like, I have no idea what it's for.

Jorge:And then another dude's like, oh, it's because of GOAT.

Jorge:And I'm like, what's GOAT?

Jorge:And he's like, greatest of all time router.

Jorge:We have a new router that handles this.

Jorge:And I was like, cool.

Jorge:How do I disable it in GOAT?

Jorge:So then I'm disabling it in GOAT.

Jorge:And then when I go to disable it, another team member had already disabled it in GOAT.

Jorge:So I'm like, why the hell isn't this triggering?

Josh:you

Jorge:GOAT should have been disabled here.

Jorge:But then someone else is just like, oh, you gotta talk to this other guy.

Jorge:He totally knows what's happening.

Jorge:I talk to this other guy, immediately responds.

Jorge:He's like, I'll look into this.

Jorge:He looks into it and he's like, what model are you calling?

Jorge:And I'm like, this one.

Jorge:He's just like, I don't even see that.

Jorge:I have no idea what this is.

Jorge:I just learned about Goat last week.

Jorge:I'm like, cool, who do I talk to?

Jorge:And he's like, gotta talk to this guy.

Jorge:So we talk to this guy.

Jorge:This guy's like, no fucking clue.

Jorge:Talk to these two other people.

Jorge:And then this other lady's just like...

Jorge:I don't know, but good luck.

Jorge:And then this other guy is like, I found this one Boolean that says disable image gen last turn.

Jorge:No idea if it's related, but maybe you could try turning it off.

Jorge:And I was like, and I'll try it.

Josh:That whole time, as you're going through that, that was reminding me, I don't know if you've seen this particular... No?

Jorge:So I'm trying it.

Jorge:We'll see what happens.

Noah:Thank you.

Jorge:Yeah, but it's...

Jorge:Is this Broccoli Man?

Jorge:Oh.

Josh:Maybe?

Josh:What's broccoli, man?

Jorge:No, it's not.

Jorge:I'm going to screencast.

Jorge:This is one of the old school Google favorites about what it's like working at Google.

Noah:Yeah.

Josh:I...

Josh:Yes.

Jorge:Can you hear it?

Jorge:Okay.

Jorge:They're not going to make you watch the whole thing, but it's literally just how to do anything at fucking Google.

Jorge:And they didn't make up a single fucking thing here.

Jorge:That is all real, and as you can see, there's still... Yeah.

Noah:Oh my God, there's a lot left.

Josh:We're halfway through.

Josh:Tanner is mocking you.

Jorge:Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jorge:So, um... It is, uh... It's so annoying.

Jorge:But then, what's happened is... I think I've told you guys.

Tanner:Oh, sorry.

Jorge:I'm hearing replication.

Tanner:My Discord is not happy right now.

Jorge:Sorry, it might have been me screen sharing.

Noah:Tenors, great.

Jorge:But then, yeah, so Gemini is really, like, all the latest LLMs are really, like, one LLM wearing, like, a hundred different hats trying to answer your question.

Jorge:So, like, routing this fucking mess of GCL, which is this garbage language that Google created, garbage, and I gotta route through this fucking thing?

Jorge:Horrible.

Noah:That sounds safe.

Josh:Listen, you could just do what my company does instead where you don't have to think about any of that.

Josh:You just figure out whatever prod is and then you make whatever changes you like just manually in the AWS-like web console and then you hope that nobody overwrites it with other stuff.

Jorge:Yeah.

Josh:That's way easier.

Josh:You don't have to think about replicating stuff or dealing with multiple routers or anything like that.

Jorge:Well, the problem is it looks like people have been doing that.

Jorge:And that's why there's so many different override switches I have to flip.

Noah:Why did he not tell you that?

Jorge:People just keep writing this shit.

Josh:Nice.

Josh:You need an override for the other override so that your override overrides old overrides, and then you're fine.

Jorge:Yeah.

Jorge:Still, I think what pisses me off the most about all of this is after, like, three hours of work, I'm like, oh, I found this overwrite.

Jorge:And then my TL's like, oh yeah, I already did that.

Jorge:Why didn't you not open with that?

Jorge:And then, like, three more hours, I'm like, oh, I found this other thing.

Jorge:He's like, oh, look at it.

Jorge:We already did that.

Jorge:And I was like... Yeah.

Josh:He wanted you to learn.

Josh:You can feed a man a horse and all that.

Noah:This is all.

Jorge:Yeah.

Jorge:Um...

Jorge:But yeah, so we'll see.

Jorge:We'll see.

Jorge:It's been fun.

Jorge:Because it turns out this is actually really important, so we need to get this done.

Josh:Nah.

Josh:Google Stack isn't relevant to you at all, is it?

Jorge:Yeah.

Josh:Well, you're fine.

Jorge:And then I've been doing trust and safety stuff.

Jorge:And now I've been working with our CSAM team, which is child safety for like

Jorge:not to have child porn and stuff like that.

Noah:Mm hmm.

Jorge:So like, it is such a nightmare because no one wants to accidentally see any of the data.

Jorge:So like, all of our data storage is super weird because we're basically just like, let's just try to set up a bunch of weird black boxes and then just hope it works because no human wants to look at this.

Josh:Understandable.

Jorge:Very understandable.

Jorge:But since nothing works, it's really hard to make sure.

Jorge:We're just trying with regular data now and just trying to make sure there isn't something we need to debug.

Jorge:But yeah.

Jorge:And then also, it's illegal to have any of the data.

Jorge:So we have a synthetic thing that might point to it, but that we're not really sure.

Jorge:But we're like, hopefully, maybe not.

Jorge:I don't know.

Jorge:Because our biggest concern right now, chatting with the CSAM team and the Chrome team, the biggest concern is not that

Jorge:We're more concerned that someone's going to accidentally open up a website that they didn't mean to.

Jorge:Because most of the cases, if people are going to look for that stuff on the web, they're not going to be using Google Chrome.

Jorge:We also want to make sure they don't accidentally open it, it gets sent to our servers, and then there's a log of it, because we don't want that shit.

Jorge:So how do we detect if they do that?

Jorge:That's mostly what we're trying to focus on that.

Josh:You just, anytime somebody navigates to a URL that you think might be shady, just have a pop-up that appears that says, you should be using Edge for this, and then call it a day.

Noah:I got that.

Jorge:No, no, no, no.

Jorge:You don't want to tell them to edge.

Josh:That is Microsoft's problem.

Josh:No, okay.

Josh:I did not name the browser.

Jorge:Yeah, that's stupid fucking... What's the name of the team?

Mike:If I was on that team, I would want a different name.

Mike:Is that the name of the team, or is that just what they're referred to as?

Mike:I would want it renamed, because that does not mean child safety.

Jorge:CSAM.

Jorge:What means child sexual abuse and something.

Mike:Yeah, it's like having a run for breast cancer.

Jorge:And we're like, nope.

Mike:You want the run...

Mike:in support of people going through breast cancer, you don't want to run in so... Yeah, more people need to know about it.

Jorge:Yeah.

Josh:I exclusively donate to causes that are pro-cancer.

Jorge:Yep.

Noah:What run does pulmonary cancer?

Jorge:Yeah.

Noah:More cancer.

Josh:Yeah.

Josh:Cancer awareness.

Josh:More people need to know about cancer and how to get it.

Tanner:Oh, you're talking like the ones that have the bubble gum inside.

Mike:It's a psychic disease.

Noah:Nope.

Mike:The more people know, the more it affects.

Josh:No, I just go out onto the street and say, have you heard about cancer?

Noah:Oh, no.

Jorge:Misha?

Josh:And then hand out cigarettes, but to be eaten.

Josh:Because I feel like that would do it faster.

Tanner:Ooh, that's novel.

Josh:Yeah, except it's tobacco.

Noah:Hmm.

Josh:Yeah.

Noah:Fun.

Josh:Maybe you could make tea with them.

Noah:Cancer tea?

Josh:Yeah, cancer tea.

Mike:Mr. T.

Noah:Pretty fun.

Noah:Don't think anyone's done that before.

Josh:I...

Josh:There was, I don't know how much you follow the Espresso World Championships, but a recent winner of the, like maybe a few years ago, of the Espresso World Championships won because he expressed tobacco into his espresso.

Josh:So, I mean, there's cancer coffee.

Josh:I guess there could also be cancer tea.

Jorge:That's true.

Josh:There's award-winning cancer coffee, actually.

Jorge:Oh, there's that, um, you better, I forget what, there's like some drink where it has like a bunch of leaves and you have a straw at the bottom, and I think it has caffeine in it.

Jorge:So don't be surprised if, yeah.

Josh:Yerba Mate?

Josh:Yerba Mate has a ton of caffeine in it.

Josh:It's delicious.

Josh:It's... It's neither tobacco nor Tabasco.

Jorge:Is that Tabasco?

Jorge:No, Tabasco.

Noah:Go flavored cigarettes?

Jorge:Um.

Jorge:Hmm.

Mike:You're thinking of a drink with nicotine in it.

Tanner:I don't know if kick-ass is the right term, but you can make it.

Mike:I think.

Mike:Although it sounded like you were referring to yerba mate.

Jorge:I have no idea.

Jorge:Um.

Jorge:Yeah.

Josh:Does Mate have nicotine in it?

Noah:I don't think so.

Noah:I thought it just had caffeine in it.

Mike:No.

Mike:No, but you could probably make a fucking kick-ass tobacco tea out of tobacco leaves.

Josh:Big ass.

Noah:It would probably kick out.

Mike:You drink it and you tell me how you feel.

Josh:Apparently the plant after tobacco with the most nicotine in it is eggplant.

Noah:I feel pretty kick-ass for about 10 minutes.

Mike:Or maybe it's kicking your ass.

Tanner:Good point.

Mike:Thank you.

Noah:Oh.

Josh:So we need eggplant tea.

Tanner:Huh.

Jorge:That's going to sound really dirty trying to explain that with emojis.

Jorge:Just drink this eggplant.

Josh:Why are you explaining it with emojis?

Josh:That's a position you put yourself into.

Tanner:That's where society is heading, Josh.

Josh:You would have to put a lot of eggplants into the tea.

Jorge:You can't text eggplant without using the emoji.

Jorge:That's like, you just can't do it.

Mike:Yeah, but I don't know what situations you're putting.

Mike:Jorge has got to explain dog breeds in text, and he's like, shih tzu.

Mike:He's like, I hope they get this.

Josh:Because there's...

Mike:Even more in the messages.

Jorge:We could blend that and then reduce it and then blend it.

Josh:There's 2 milligrams of nicotine per cigarette.

Josh:There's 0.02 milligrams of nicotine per medium eggplant.

Tanner:You'd need quite a garden.

Mike:Holy shit.

Josh:So you'd need 100 eggplants per cup of tea in order to match a cigarette.

Noah:Someone better get on this.

Josh:Like, volume-wise, that's a lot of eggplant.

Jorge:Yeah.

Noah:We need more eggplant.

Jorge:Yeah.

Mike:They'd start using that instead of beef to quote water usage numbers.

Josh:It's 20,000 grams of eggplant, so you can visualize that.

Jorge:Not trying to explain water and eggplants in one thing.

Jorge:Just wet eggplants in the text.

Jorge:No, no, no.

Jorge:It's about water usage for alternative nicotine products.

Mike:Oh, no.

Mike:We're making eggplant tea.

Mike:You're texting my mom about eggplant tea.

Mike:It's a skit.

Jorge:Yeah, totally.

Jorge:Totally.

Mike:waiting to happen.

Josh:Terrible.

Josh:I just, I would use words.

Josh:I think we should use words more often.

Noah:I can't spell.

Josh:Over, like, hieroglyphs.

Mike:You know, most kids don't even know how to spell these days.

Josh:That's not true.

Noah:I'm illiterate.

Josh:Although, I don't know when the last time you've tried to use your phone without autocorrect is, but I bet it's not gonna go well.

Jorge:Appropriate my culture.

Josh:I tried it recently, and I don't know why I just cannot spell specifically on my phone.

Josh:I just really want an autocorrect combustion.

Mike:Oh, I was going to say, I use a keyboard and spell fine.

Jorge:How old's your phone?

Josh:What?

Jorge:How old's your phone?

Josh:Like, two months?

Jorge:Oh, never mind.

Tanner:Do you still do the finger swipey?

Josh:Yeah.

Jorge:That's why.

Mike:Hmm.

Josh:Well, when autocorrect is off, you have to poke because it doesn't have the swipey.

Tanner:Right.

Noah:Now recording.

Josh:But... It's not a good time.

Jorge:Oh, God.

Mike:Now recording.

Josh:No, it's been recording the whole time.

Jorge:Yeah.

Josh:I should just have it say that every five minutes so that we remember that it's recording.

Tanner:just to make sure we keep things above bar.

Noah:Because everything is above board here.

Noah:This fight with Immix and Immix and Immix brought to you by a lot of eggplants.

Jorge:I don't.

Josh:Well, do we want to play Pathfinder?

Tanner:I'm nervous.

Mike:We don't not want to play No Pathfinder.

Josh:So you don't want to play Pathfinder?

Jorge:Yeah.

Mike:I don't believe I didn't say that.

Josh:Correct.

Josh:Okay, Mike doesn't want to play Pathfinder, so I'm just going to control his character for this fight.

Noah:photo which one the one that's uh last time uh dawnmonger oh first we spent a long time opening a door but it was fine

Tanner:Okay.

Mike:He starts controlling Amex like Divex is not on the board.

Josh:Does anybody want to do a recap?

Jorge:You got it.

Josh:Oh, Noah's got it.

Noah:We got it open and then we tried to go up the stairs and half the party went up the stairs and then Don and Lev did not go up the stairs.

Noah:And then we figured out that we had to convince the door it was incorrect.

Noah:That's Mike drinking some hot eggplant tea.

Noah:Oh, that's Jorge drinking hot eggplant tea.

Jorge:I bet, yeah.

Noah:I read the name wrong.

Noah:Wrong name.

Noah:Moral of the story is we got up the stairs eventually.

Noah:We got there.

Noah:Then there was a wall.

Noah:on a floor that didn't exist.

Noah:But we got through the wall.

Noah:Uh, there were a couple of observers.

Noah:They were not beholding, they were observing.

Noah:Uh, there were only two of them around.

Josh:Completely different.

Noah:What we figured out eventually was, uh, Media Mogul turned Feep, stealing the...

Noah:shard of nothing from the previous nothing.

Noah:Really, nothing was happening.

Noah:We were like, what if we ganked these guys?

Noah:And then we were like, you know what, maybe we'll... Actually, no.

Noah:We said, what if we ganked these guys?

Noah:We learned they don't have their full hit points, but we still talked to them, which is character growth.

Jorge:We learned they had a percentage of hit points.

Jorge:We did not get any hit points.

Noah:We did not get... I think that was really what decided that maybe we shouldn't do it.

Noah:It turned out this was a good thing because they're just like...

Noah:the counterpart to the narrative, which is bad.

Noah:We learned that they were observing, and we were like, do you want to give us some of that observation?

Noah:And they were like, nope, someone else took it.

Noah:We learned that Immix was the third person, and we were like, great, an excuse to go kill Immix.

Noah:And then Lev traded his deal with the vampire queen of evil for knowledge of traversing time and space, which

Noah:I feel like it turned out to be a pretty good deal for him.

Josh:Okay, so yes, that was absolutely a pretty good deal.

Josh:I'm interrupting your recap for a second because I have an honest question.

Josh:This is the second time that somebody in this party has referred to what I have only ever described as a bundle of fabric about a mile long with female pronouns.

Tanner:Thank you.

Josh:And I just, I wanted to know, like, what...

Josh:What led you that way?

Josh:Because it's not just you.

Josh:So clearly there's something about Nox that makes you think, clearly vampire queen.

Josh:But how?

Jorge:Even female, I don't want to tell you.

Mike:Nox is a female god.

Noah:I don't know.

Noah:Yeah, the X at the end of the name.

Josh:No.

Josh:Nyx is a female god.

Mike:No.

Josh:Nox isn't the name of any god.

Mike:Incorrect.

Mike:Nox is the Roman name for Nyx, the Greek goddess of night.

Josh:Oh.

Josh:I wasn't aware of that.

Mike:It's a smite character, so I'm an expert.

Josh:Okay.

Tanner:For me... Not...

Josh:That tracks.

Mike:She has a silence, she has a dash, her ult is a line that does DOT, and she has a cripple.

Mike:That does COT.

Noah:I think that's clearly the reason.

Josh:Is Jorge the cripple?

Mike:They reworked her.

Josh:Or Lev the cripple?

Jorge:Not anymore.

Mike:I think he was at some point.

Noah:I'll try one.

Mike:He has a Raven.

Josh:Not anymore.

Mike:Her passive is that she has candles.

Mike:If she takes damage, the candles go out, but every few seconds they light and they give her a damage bonus.

Josh:You were saying something, Tanner?

Tanner:Nox's blood also gives mother of vampirism.

Josh:Yes, that is fair.

Josh:Although... I mean, that's just what you call, like, the thing that originates other things.

Josh:It's not Nox, it's the blood.

Noah:I don't know, because the deep gives off guy vibes.

Josh:Like... The deep gives off guy vibes?

Jorge:Yeah.

Mike:I feel like the deep fucks.

Jorge:Same with Beast.

Noah:Yeah.

Josh:Okay.

Jorge:They're definitely dudes.

Noah:Those are definitely dudes.

Noah:Knox is definitely a gal.

Josh:Good to know, I suppose.

Tanner:Yeah, yeah.

Tanner:The deep is an incel.

Jorge:Yeah, Deep is incel, and then the Beast is just Leo.

Noah:Yeah.

Jorge:So... Honestly, the Deep's more like a...

Josh:You don't know that the deep doesn't fuck.

Josh:How dare you?

Mike:I feel like the Feep doesn't fuck.

Noah:The thief definitely does not fuck.

Jorge:Freaky, eccentric billionaire.

Mike:Yes.

Mike:Up in his tower watching us.

Jorge:Have you seen... Yeah, have you seen the latest season of The Boys?

Mike:He's got a whole city.

Mike:Yeah.

Noah:Yeah.

Noah:Yes.

Jorge:He's Tech Night.

Noah:Yeah.

Mike:Listen, let's just call him Knight, okay?

Jorge:Yeah.

Mike:I don't mean to throw tech in there.

Noah:I just want you guys to know that the whole time I was watching that season, I was like, this is great.

Noah:This is canonically tech now.

Josh:Is that good or bad, having not seen... Oh, that's a bad thing?

Noah:Terrible.

Mike:Do not watch it, Josh.

Mike:Ignore what they said.

Mike:no comics don't watch it they made they made batman a pervert that's that is the best way to summarize what tech night is in the boys is batman if he was a pervert

Josh:Okay.

Tanner:Sounds like he's a bad guy.

Josh:Okay.

Jorge:Thank you.

Josh:Oh.

Noah:Really, just the words, dude.

Josh:That's good.

Noah:Anyway, yeah, Lev got a really sweet deal.

Noah:Lost some cool powers, but still got a really sweet deal out of it.

Noah:And then we were like, oh, we thought of some ideas for people to go chat with.

Noah:Uh, we were like, oh, everyone we know who's powerful is probably somewhere in here.

Noah:And then we're like, nah, let's go gank Imex.

Noah:Uh, Imex tried to have a conversation, was like, how dare you do this to me?

Josh:yeah sure I just I sent a picture of the other time that you guys have interacted with an observer like this in the campaign just as a refresher because I had that image yeah

Noah:And we were like, this, this seems kind of like a you problem.

Noah:And now we're here.

Jorge:We went through the slip.

Tanner:When was it?

Noah:I...

Noah:I'm glad we didn't do this because this was the background.

Noah:Awesome.

Josh:He was just hanging out there.

Josh:Right, the first time that you guys traveled through the slit from Rector Ashmole's house, you bumped into this guy, you were like, I don't want to deal with this, and then you teleported away.

Tanner:Oh.

Tanner:Yeah.

Tanner:But what was he washing?

Josh:You stuck around for a grand total of 12 seconds, so you didn't really ask many questions, I don't think.

Mike:There was a CNN enemy on his television.

Noah:That was a good reference.

Josh:I assume that's a Spongebob reference.

Noah:Then Gary came in and channeled it.

Mike:And it loosely implied to be porn.

Jorge:Thank you.

Josh:Oh.

Mike:Because Gary comes in and SpongeBob's like, oh, Gary!

Josh:Cool.

Mike:And then he changes it to football.

Mike:Like human football.

Mike:Like actual footage of humans playing football.

Josh:Right.

Tanner:live action yeah i will say they did a really excellent job throughout the show of cutting in live action footage every once in a while

Mike:Yeah.

Josh:I don't...

Josh:The TV show has never sounded coherent, I will say.

Josh:In any of the descriptions I've got of bits of it, I just... That's mixed media.

Jorge:Yeah.

Noah:It worked really great every time.

Josh:That makes it art.

Noah:So what you're saying is... I don't think so.

Jorge:Oh, SpongeBob's art.

Josh:Yeah, SpongeBob is art.

Josh:That's what I'm saying.

Josh:Having never seen it.

Josh:I'm sure if I watched an episode, I would change my mind.

Noah:I think it would reaffirm your opinions.

Noah:Anyway, so now we're going to kill Imex, hopefully.

Noah:Oh, also, we got a blessing from Tech.

Josh:Okay.

Josh:Sure.

Josh:Yeah.

Noah:So now we are officially all clerics of Tech.

Tanner:Hello.

Josh:Um... Not quite.

Josh:Although, I mean, I guess...

Noah:Wait, go back, go back.

Josh:You did receive a boon from a god.

Josh:You don't need to be a cleric to do that, but, you know.

Jorge:Ooh, I can become a mortal Herald of tech.

Josh:You could become a mortal Herald of tech, I think.

Noah:Guys, Josh did specifically, Josh specifically messaged me to say that we could all take a second class level 20 in Cleric of Tech.

Josh:You'd have to give tech your soul.

Jorge:I don't... So it's 5e cleric.

Josh:Yeah, specifically of tech.

Noah:Yep.

Jorge:That's actually kind of better.

Jorge:We can get that divine intervention.

Noah:Oh, no.

Josh:The problem is it's different spell slots and the rules for those work.

Josh:You need to be able to spend a 5e action in order to cast any of those spells, and you don't have that.

Josh:So, yeah, they're just sitting around.

Noah:We have the hell back.

Mike:The weavest fuck with actions.

Josh:Yeah, yeah, you do have the help action.

Tanner:So what we need to do is take a dip in 5e fighter, get action surge so that you can get a 5e action.

Josh:Right, of course, because it doesn't require an action to use action search.

Josh:You can just do that.

Tanner:Right.

Josh:That's a good point.

Josh:Okay, sure.

Josh:I mean, your DC will be substantially lower.

Josh:You'll be going into these fights with your 5e level 20 super high DC of 26.

Jorge:I'm only going to be using Divine Intervention for my cleric.

Josh:So... Every week you just have tech show up.

Noah:That's all I need.

Josh:Just be like, hey.

Noah:I regret doing this.

Noah:I wish I had not done this.

Mike:Thank you.

Josh:Okay.

Josh:Yeah, so we pick up today's session.

Josh:You all walked into the incomplete prison in which Immix is are.

Josh:At this point, he kind of seemed pretty done with all of you.

Josh:Talks broke down, although they weren't going very far in the first place.

Josh:So we will open up today's session.

Josh:with some hostilities.

Josh:So if you recall, at the beginning of... Sorry, at the end of last session, we did Roll Initiative.

Josh:So I'm just going to hit the Begin Initiative button.

Josh:And we will start.

Noah:This is a high initial.

Josh:First up is the Soulrunner.

Josh:Yeah, they have high perceptions.

Josh:They are a god, collectively.

Josh:So...

Josh:The soul render is probably going to start by opening with a cataclysm.

Josh:You're all relatively grouped up.

Josh:OK.

Josh:I would love it if all of you could make a reflex save for me, please.

Tanner:I don't think they are.

Noah:It's anti-magic.

Noah:Amazing.

Josh:Yes, so this has the acid, air, cold, concentrate, earth, electricity, fire, manipulate, occult, and water tags, if any of those are relevant to you.

Jorge:Okay.

Noah:I got a 2 on the anti-magic, so I don't have to do this.

Tanner:It's reflex?

Josh:Nice!

Josh:It is reflex, yes.

Tanner:Oh, it is.

Tanner:I see it.

Mike:I do have something for this.

Tanner:That's probably not even a success, but it's going to be hard for me to beat it.

Jorge:Okay.

Jorge:Sorry.

Jorge:So what is this is reflex.

Josh:Reflex, please.

Josh:As, um... While you're standing here, as we begin hostilities, flesh-dissolving acid, a roaring earthquake, a blast of freezing wind, incredible lightning-beating winds, an instant tsunami, and a massive wildfire all manifest on your location.

Josh:At the same time.

Tanner:Good thing I have some fire resistance.

Mike:Oh, I also have resistance.

Josh:Okay.

Josh:So what did we get from everybody?

Josh:I see a 42 from Henrik, a 46 from Divex, a 45 from Lev.

Josh:Oh, and a big fish doesn't need to roll.

Josh:Miraculous.

Josh:Well, actually, who here doesn't have evasion?

Josh:Or do you all have evasion?

Jorge:I don't have a vision

Mike:Yeah, I know.

Mike:I recently won.

Josh:You don't have evasion.

Josh:Oh, okay.

Tanner:I have one.

Josh:Okay, so Divex and Lev, you both succeed, so you're going to take half damage.

Noah:you you

Josh:Henrik, you do barely succeed as well, which gets bumped up to a critical success, so you're going to take no damage.

Tanner:Holy... Ooh...

Josh:So I am going to roll this damage here.

Josh:That is going to be 93 points halved to all of you.

Josh:This ignores 10 points worth of resistance.

Mike:Wait, each one ignores 10?

Jorge:But I have a lot of resistances, so I only took 13 points of damage.

Noah:That's so silly.

Josh:That's crazy.

Mike:Like, if I have a resistance to each, or it just ignores 10 overall?

Josh:Yes, no, each one ignores 10.

Josh:Which leads me to believe that something funky is going on with your thing, Lev, because you should have taken more damage than it gave you.

Jorge:I thought you had to spend an extra thing to make it ignore.

Tanner:Well, it's halved.

Jorge:That's what the other guy was doing.

Josh:This guy doesn't need to do it.

Jorge:Oh, well, maybe it doesn't have that enabled or something.

Josh:It says, treat all resistances of creatures in the area as if they were 10 lower for the purpose of determining the damage.

Josh:So give yourself the 13 back, and I will just tell you how much you take.

Josh:Okay, so one off of acid, four off of the cold.

Jorge:Sad.

Josh:And that's it.

Josh:So you take five less than half.

Josh:Oh, no, no, no, no.

Josh:I apologize.

Josh:You're totally right.

Josh:Your resistances did work, because resistances apply after halving the damage.

Jorge:Oh.

Josh:You're fine.

Josh:So, like, you know, you have resistance 14 to cold brings down to 4, but is effectively 8 because the stuff was halved.

Jorge:Ah.

Josh:Your thing was correct.

Josh:Dymex, on the other hand, just takes the full damage.

Josh:That was one action.

Noah:Don't do this guy.

Tanner:Great.

Josh:So, hey, Divex likes the fact that I cut down the amount of actions per spell, so sometimes it swings the other way.

Josh:The soul renderer is going to walk over here, and Dev, you're, well, Dev, Dawn, you're closest.

Josh:So, I'm gonna slap you with the hand of fate.

Josh:I got a 55.

Noah:I will try to unexpected shift.

Josh:Absolutely.

Josh:I rolled very well there.

Noah:I don't know if the DC is 11 or 12.

Noah:One moment.

Noah:Which would just shift.

Noah:The DC is 11!

Noah:Oh, amazing.

Josh:Nice.

Josh:So what, you take resistance to this?

Noah:So I get a little resistance to this.

Josh:Alrighty.

Josh:I will do the damage.

Josh:you are going to take 72 points of void damage minus whatever resistance you have.

Noah:Cool.

Noah:Okay.

Noah:Oh, I have 10 pick points too.

Noah:I think it's equal to my level.

Josh:And then after you do that, you're going to make a fortitude save.

Noah:Yeah, yeah.

Jorge:I like when Josh accidentally rolls secret rolls too.

Jorge:It happens to us all.

Josh:Uh, there was an update, and now damage is automatically secret, and I cannot find the setting to disable it.

Josh:So I have to click the button every time to make the secret not secret.

Tanner:Last time.

Josh:I hate it.

Jorge:Why do they do that?

Josh:I don't know.

Josh:So I can fudge rolls, I guess?

Josh:But it's dumb that it's the default, and there on purpose, I'd just rather kill you guys.

Jorge:It also ruined the whole point of making it electric.

Josh:So...

Jorge:Like, if you want to fudge rolls, change the way the dice rolls.

Noah:Thank you.

Jorge:Like, you don't need to lie.

Josh:I don't know.

Jorge:Like, there should just be a button to say not kill.

Josh:I don't know.

Josh:So I just click the button and the damage pops up.

Josh:Yeah, so it's literally just like a spoiler button.

Josh:It shows it to me and then I click the button and it shows it to you guys too.

Josh:It's just funky.

Josh:I don't get it.

Josh:Either way, that is the end of its turn.

Tanner:you

Josh:That was all three actions.

Josh:So that brings us to the World Shaper.

Josh:What's the World Shaper going to do?

Mike:What in the world are you gonna do?

Josh:I'm echoing again.

Mike:I'm echoing again.

Noah:Thank you.

Josh:Who was it?

Josh:Well, whoever was fixed it, so I'm not mad.

Josh:The World Shaper is going to spend two actions to generate a sphere, and then one action to propel the sphere.

Josh:Yeah.

Josh:So...

Tanner:Is Lev allowed to hit him when he does that?

Tanner:Oh.

Josh:So both generate and propel sphere are concentrate divine activities.

Josh:So right now, no.

Josh:But if he uses his... Well, actually, regardless, no, because he doesn't have attack of opportunity.

Josh:So... Correct.

Jorge:Wait, what?

Noah:Thank you.

Jorge:It's just because I have an exploit vulnerability, right?

Josh:You don't have attack of opportunity.

Josh:You have some other special thing that is like attack of opportunity, but better, but only for things you've exploited.

Jorge:Yeah.

Tanner:Copy.

Tanner:My bad.

Josh:Yeah, but unfortunately he just gets to generate and then propel this sphere.

Tanner:Carry on.

Josh:He's going to choose to generate a white sphere of creation.

Josh:And then he's just going to launch it at you guys.

Noah:Thank you.

Josh:I can get Divex and Henrik like this.

Tanner:Bollocks.

Josh:Yeah.

Josh:Okay, so...

Josh:That's going to make the area in the 15 feet around where the orb ends.

Noah:Thank you.

Josh:Don't target me.

Josh:Damn it!

Josh:Why does it go away?

Noah:Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Josh:I'm mad at that.

Josh:I'll have to fix that.

Josh:The area around 15 feet of Henrid right now is... Where is the... What's the term?

Josh:Where are you?

Josh:Greater difficult terrain.

Josh:So you move at a quarter your normal speed within that area.

Tanner:Woo!

Josh:Also, I need Henrik, Dawn, and Divex to make fortitude saves for me, please.

Mike:Was this a spell?

Josh:This is a concentrate divine action.

Josh:Divine is a spell, so yes.

Noah:This is anti-med.

Josh:It's not a spell, it's a magical effect.

Noah:Now I will roll for this.

Mike:What am I rolling?

Mike:A fort?

Josh:A fort safe.

Noah:Even better.

Josh:What did we get?

Josh:Oh, just MX.

Mike:Yeah, I'm going to reroll that.

Josh:Okay.

Mike:I have to click all this again.

Mike:Oh, and it's more than two.

Mike:It's plus six, so 39.

Noah:What if I have Juggernaut?

Mike:Jesus Christ.

Josh:39.

Josh:Okay, so that is a failure from Divex.

Josh:A 48 is a success, but not a critical success from Dawn.

Josh:And a 51... Yes, if you have Juggernaut, it is a crit.

Noah:Is it a crit then?

Noah:Then I have to...

Josh:Okay, so the only person is a... The only person who takes any damage would be Divex.

Josh:Divex, you are blinded.

Noah:Oh.

Josh:As this orb explodes in bright light, somehow the others who are staring right at it with you are totally fine, but you're blinded.

Jorge:Thank you.

Tanner:I'm facing the other way.

Josh:Uh, okay.

Mike:Fair enough.

Josh:Oh, that is funky.

Josh:I just clicked on your token to see what you see?

Josh:That's not a good time.

Josh:Um...

Mike:I don't think the effects on me yet because I see everything fine.

Josh:It is.

Josh:Oh, I see funky stuff.

Josh:I guess you don't get to see that you're blind.

Josh:That's fine.

Josh:Okay.

Josh:Does this actually do any damage?

Josh:One second.

Josh:Creature takes full damage.

Josh:How much damage?

Josh:Oh, that much damage.

Noah:All right.

Josh:20d6.

Jorge:60 damage on average.

Josh:Why did you roll those separately?

Josh:Ignore those.

Mike:What do I know of?

Tanner:You take seven damage.

Josh:This is vitality damage.

Josh:You're going to take 63 points of vitality damage, Divex.

Josh:And the orb has exploded.

Noah:Thank you.

Josh:Uh, okay.

Noah:Yeah, mine too.

Josh:That's the end of the world shape this turn.

Jorge:Can Divex take Vitality damage?

Josh:Divex, are you immune to vitality damage?

Mike:Why?

Mike:Oh, yeah.

Josh:Okay.

Josh:I don't know.

Tanner:Ooh, these things have colors.

Tanner:There's more colors.

Tanner:Did these just appear?

Josh:What?

Tanner:My little, like, icons just became colorful for, like, my fort stay.

Josh:Were they not colorful before?

Noah:Yeah.

Josh:Okay.

Tanner:I don't think so.

Mike:No, not for like the last five minutes.

Tanner:I think it just switched.

Josh:They've been colorful for at least two sessions.

Josh:But sure.

Josh:I don't know what's happening.

Josh:Okay.

Josh:What is the word we were going to do?

Josh:I think he's just going to try and confuse something.

Jorge:So do living creatures take vitality damage?

Jorge:I thought they didn't, and... Okay.

Josh:Living creatures.

Josh:Vitality damage is different from vitality healing.

Noah:Thank you very much.

Josh:This explicitly does vitality damage.

Josh:You, because you are a vampire, are immune to void damage.

Josh:But that's like, you can still take vitality damage.

Josh:It is a thing.

Jorge:Yeah, no, I know I could.

Jorge:I thought that...

Josh:To my knowledge, there is nothing that says that you can't take vitality damage.

Jorge:Players, they don't get healed from vitality damage, but they don't take damage from vitality damage.

Noah:Thank you.

Jorge:Gotcha.

Josh:I'm happy to be proven wrong.

Jorge:I'm sure also, if you just... Yeah.

Jorge:Is there a spell that does vitality damage that you could just click on, too?

Jorge:Is that what happened there?

Jorge:It probably would do it correctly.

Josh:It's not a spell, which is probably what's doing stuff.

Jorge:Ah.

Jorge:OK.

Josh:Actually, sorry.

Mike:Oh, I have five resistance to vitality.

Josh:So the creature takes full damage.

Josh:This is vitality damage for a sphere of creation or void damage for a sphere of oblivion, but it can damage any type of creature regardless of its normal immunities.

Josh:So it doesn't matter anyway.

Noah:Oh, no.

Jorge:Cool.

Mike:I gave myself five health, by the way.

Mike:I have five resistance.

Josh:A creature that is reduced to 0 HP is slain and merged with the sphere to become a new sphere of annihilation.

Josh:That's fine.

Josh:Nobody died, so that's okay.

Noah:Oh, God.

Mike:Thank you.

Josh:Okay.

Josh:Right.

Josh:Wordweaver's turn.

Josh:Wordweaver's going to confuse somebody.

Josh:Who are we going to confuse?

Josh:Let's do...

Jorge:I know this spell doesn't count, but on Demiplane it says vitality damage only harms undead creatures.

Noah:Ooh, you suck.

Josh:I'm just going to roll... No, he doesn't like Dawn.

Josh:I'm going to try and confuse Dawn.

Josh:Dawn has been antagonistic.

Josh:Yes.

Jorge:And void only harms.

Josh:Okay.

Jorge:But yeah.

Josh:Good to know.

Josh:Doesn't apply here, but I will keep that in mind.

Jorge:Well, every time I bring this up, the spell always has a caveat that says, unless they're undead, then it does... No, unless they're living, then it does... Like, it always fucking does that.

Jorge:But... It's an emotional fact.

Josh:I need Dawn to make a will save for me, please.

Noah:Is this magic?

Josh:Oh, I'm totally sorry.

Josh:I don't know why I'm only targeting one person.

Josh:It's ten creatures.

Josh:All of you make will saves.

Josh:This is a concentrate emotion manipulate mental occult effect.

Noah:That was almost a one.

Josh:It is magic.

Noah:It would have triggered anti-magic.

Noah:That's such a bummer.

Noah:Will!

Mike:A bit of both.

Jorge:Is this... Wait, does Heroes Feast give us a status bonus or circumstance bonus?

Josh:No.

Mike:Status bonus.

Jorge:Oh.

Tanner:And what is the bonus?

Jorge:Two?

Mike:Against disease, fear, poison.

Noah:Zealous Conviction also gives a plus two against mental effects.

Tanner:Oh.

Jorge:Um...

Jorge:Okay.

Jorge:And then what does the regalia give?

Jorge:Does that give... That does if you crit.

Josh:Yeah, so the Hero's Feast, I don't think, gives you a bonus here.

Jorge:It gives it for mental.

Jorge:I'm not sure.

Mike:I'm seeing this.

Josh:Magic food tests, neutralize poison, remove disease, remove fear, and then you have a plus two status bonus to saves against disease, fear, and poison.

Tanner:but the zealous can.

Josh:None of that applies here.

Jorge:Yeah.

Noah:I'm going to use the hero point.

Josh:Zealous Conviction.

Mike:Making that roll.

Josh:Each target gains the temporary hit points those got overridden, and a plus two status bonus to will saves against mental effects.

Noah:That was worse.

Josh:This has the mental trait, so it does apply.

Josh:Nice.

Tanner:I got a 50.

Jorge:Did my thing not roll?

Noah:I got 35.

Mike:I got a 51.

Jorge:OK.

Josh:I don't see a roll for you, Jorge.

Jorge:Sorry, I'll roll that.

Noah:And I use... What a bummer.

Jorge:I have one circumstance for my armor and then two for that sell it.

Josh:Oh, I can give... Do you guys not have Zealous Conviction applied to you already?

Josh:You do.

Josh:You should already just have the bonus built in.

Tanner:It's not coming up.

Tanner:It wasn't in the roll menu, I don't think.

Tanner:Oh, you know what?

Tanner:Maybe if I had clicked to roll against a specific spell.

Josh:Yeah, I think you have to, because it doesn't know that it's a mental effect otherwise.

Tanner:Let's see.

Jorge:Gotcha, gotcha.

Tanner:Yeah, I see it when I do it that way.

Jorge:Yep, 45 with greater resolve.

Josh:Okay, so... What was the DC here?

Josh:One second.

Josh:45 with greater resolve is a crit, or with resolve is a crit.

Josh:51 is a success.

Josh:35, is that your rerolled?

Noah:That was my re-roll.

Noah:I rolled a two.

Josh:Okay, a 35 is just barely not a crit fail.

Josh:That's a regular failure.

Josh:And then a 54 is a critical success.

Josh:So...

Tanner:I got a 50.

Tanner:There's two divexes here.

Tanner:I don't know.

Josh:Oh.

Mike:There's two Divexes?

Josh:Divex, which... Divex, I see you rolled a 54 and then a 51.

Josh:You rolled twice.

Mike:Oh, my first one?

Mike:Okay, the first one, the die disappeared, and then it didn't show up in the chat, so I re-rolled.

Noah:Oh, that's what was happening to me a couple weeks ago.

Jorge:Well, your first one's higher.

Mike:We'll go with the 54.

Josh:Oh.

Josh:Okay.

Noah:Oh, no.

Jorge:Well, that happened to me here, and then I actually didn't have anything on the side.

Josh:Okay, so Lev, no effect.

Josh:Divex, no effect.

Tanner:That means I'm going to get hit by you.

Josh:Dawn is a failure.

Josh:Henrik is a success.

Josh:So Henrik, you are stunned, one.

Josh:Dawn, you are confused.

Noah:Oh, no.

Tanner:That's what that means.

Noah:Alright, man.

Josh:So confused means you're off guard, nobody's your ally, you can't delay, ready, or use reactions, and you have to use all of your reactions to strike or cast offensive cantrips.

Josh:Or take other actions that facilitate attacks or offensive cantrips.

Josh:Each time you take damage from an attack or spell, you can attempt a DC 11 flat check to recover from your condition.

Josh:In addition, at the end of each of your turns, you can attempt again a save from this spell in particular to end confusion.

Josh:That is not the end of his turn, I don't think.

Noah:Okay.

Josh:Yeah, it's not.

Josh:So I think he's going to follow up with a... Can he inscribe propaganda on one of you?

Mike:Has he got a Sharpie or something?

Josh:No, he inscribes propaganda in the air and then it only applies to one of you because nobody else can see it because it's targeted propaganda.

Noah:Thank you.

Josh:So we'll inscribe propaganda on Lev.

Josh:You've been relatively untouched from the stuff, so you have to make a will save.

Jorge:No.

Jorge:OK.

Josh:This is a curse divine mental effect.

Jorge:Can you put in the chat so I can do my little thing?

Josh:Absolutely.

Tanner:you

Jorge:OK.

Josh:I don't know what, like, what were you looking for?

Jorge:No, no, no.

Josh:What did you want this in the chat for?

Jorge:Oh, just so I could click the Save button.

Josh:Oh, yeah, I can do that.

Jorge:Oh, with the effects.

Jorge:OK.

Josh:You should just be able to click Will there, and then that should do it.

Jorge:Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jorge:So I have my, so that's this, this is this.

Jorge:Okay, so I have my, does this have the zealous conviction then?

Jorge:Yes, it does, right?

Jorge:Wait, I should be able to add that.

Josh:If you click Will, it should pop up automatically.

Josh:Let me know if it doesn't.

Jorge:Okay, so it's on.

Josh:But this is a mental effect, so it should apply.

Jorge:Yes, I will have a flesh run item bonus for my other thing, my armor.

Jorge:And then I am going to use my background, which is cursed.

Jorge:I can use Warding Sign as a reaction.

Jorge:And it can give me a plus 2 circumstance bonus, or plus 3 if the effect is a curse.

Josh:It is a curse?

Jorge:So I get a plus 3.

Noah:Thank you.

Josh:Is this the first time I used a curse on you?

Jorge:Yes.

Josh:Crazy.

Jorge:All right.

Jorge:I will reroll that.

Josh:Okay.

Josh:If you want.

Jorge:Yeah, I will reroll.

Jorge:Is there an easy button to reroll?

Jorge:No, it's not.

Josh:No.

Josh:I mean, I can click reroll.

Josh:You might be able, if you right click on it, does it let you reroll and keep new result?

Jorge:Yeah.

Josh:I rolled really poorly there.

Jorge:Plus three.

Josh:We're not going to count that because that's my bad luck.

Josh:It doesn't apply.

Jorge:Circumstance.

Jorge:And cool.

Jorge:Critical success.

Josh:Okay.

Josh:Absolutely.

Josh:No propaganda works on Lev.

Noah:Okay.

Tanner:He is the propaganda.

Jorge:Love is propaganda.

Jorge:Yeah.

Josh:Okay.

Josh:Henrik, you're stunned one.

Tanner:Yeah.

Tanner:So this is what is it called?

Tanner:Very difficult terrain.

Josh:Yes.

Josh:You move at a quarter speed.

Tanner:So I can spend 20 feet to move two squares is what you're saying.

Jorge:Thank you.

Josh:yeah let me see if i have a way of like updating it can i make it no of course not okay

Noah:you

Tanner:All right.

Tanner:Well, I'm just going to move to here to get out of Don's range in case he tries to hit me.

Tanner:And then with my final action, because I've only got the two, I will strike the soul render with my warp glass.

Josh:Okay.

Tanner:Have we come back within range of our beast bond?

Noah:Thank you.

Josh:I will allow it.

Tanner:I don't know if I'm going to use it right now, but I just wanted to establish that.

Josh:No, that's reasonable.

Josh:That does miss, unfortunately.

Tanner:That's tough.

Tanner:I think I'm just going to let it aside.

Josh:Okay.

Tanner:That's so tough.

Tanner:I only have two actions, so...

Josh:Oh, right, right, right, right.

Josh:Don!

Noah:Uh, yeah.

Josh:You're confused.

Josh:You're off guard.

Josh:You have to attack things.

Josh:Because Henrik did actually move out of the way, I believe you can choose to attack Imex.

Tanner:you you

Noah:Uh, I will.

Noah:Am I allowed to move?

Noah:Or, like, can I not move?

Josh:No, you must use all of your actions to strike or cast offensive cantrips.

Noah:Uh, alright.

Noah:That's, that's fine.

Noah:Um, lucky for me, does that, uh,

Josh:Yes, it is.

Noah:Technomancy Ray is a focus cantrip.

Noah:Oh.

Josh:So you can guess it.

Josh:Yeah, apparently you definitely can't move if you're confused.

Josh:If you can't, if nothing's in range, you have to babble and then end your turn.

Noah:Oh, okay.

Tanner:So anyway...

Jorge:Mm-hmm.

Noah:Well, yeah, I'll just swing.

Noah:I guess, actually, blast.

Noah:I start blasting.

Noah:That's a crit.

Josh:Nice.

Josh:I was trying to figure out what number that was on the die.

Josh:It was apparently the crit symbol.

Mike:It confuses me, too.

Mike:I'm like, four, nine, what is that?

Noah:A billion or who knows what that is.

Josh:It was a P. P for critical.

Noah:It's for crit.

Mike:Yeah, see, like, another one just came up.

Josh:Oh.

Mike:P for Max Roll.

Noah:57 points.

Josh:Oh, nice.

Noah:split among these numbers down here.

Josh:57 points of damage.

Josh:Absolutely.

Josh:Put some damage on the board.

Josh:First blood.

Josh:Let's go.

Noah:First blood.

Noah:I'm just going to keep doing this, but with map.

Josh:You've got two other actions with which to attack anything within range.

Josh:Keep in mind, you are within range.

Josh:Okay.

Josh:Yeah, that's fine.

Noah:Oh, that misses.

Josh:Yes, it does.

Noah:Yikes.

Noah:One more time.

Josh:Womp womp.

Josh:OK, take it back now, y'all.

Josh:It's a shame that these are good rolls, and unfortunately, that's just not enough.

Noah:Woof.

Noah:But at the end of my turn, I gotta make another will save against this, right?

Josh:Correct.

Noah:Save will.

Noah:That's one further.

Josh:Pretty close success?

Josh:Absolutely.

Josh:So you are no longer confused.

Noah:That's my turn.

Josh:You have to select yourself and then target someone else.

Jorge:yeah um i will uh i will do select one thaumaturge token and one other token yes

Josh:And then you click the button.

Jorge:There we go.

Noah:All right.

Jorge:All right.

Jorge:Just two.

Josh:Are you doing things?

Josh:We can't see anything that you're doing right now.

Jorge:Yeah.

Josh:Oh.

Josh:Crazy.

Jorge:I will do.

Jorge:Yeah, I'll do.

Josh:OK.

Josh:So you learned that it is immune to vitality and void damage.

Josh:It is weak 10 to spirit damage of any type.

Jorge:Mm-hmm.

Josh:I don't know if you learned anything else.

Jorge:Is critical success?

Jorge:I think, yeah.

Jorge:I think that was everything.

Jorge:Cool.

Jorge:All right.

Jorge:So now I will attack.

Jorge:Actually, I will intent.

Noah:Okay.

Josh:Actually, I apologize.

Josh:The other thing you would learn is that Spirit Damage deactivates its regeneration for the turn.

Tanner:you

Jorge:Great.

Jorge:I hollow this out.

Noah:Good to know.

Jorge:And now I will.

Jorge:So this should also, oh, it's just not even showing the void that I would do because it doesn't do anything.

Josh:From what harmful malice?

Noah:Okay.

Jorge:Sandy.

Jorge:Yeah.

Josh:I don't know if you have that active.

Josh:Do you have a harmful malice button on your macro, whatever?

Josh:Like a purple circle?

Jorge:I just, yep, sorry.

Jorge:That automatically turns off at the start of the fight.

Jorge:I didn't mean to.

Josh:Okay.

Jorge:It might be.

Josh:I mean, it wouldn't do anything, so you're fine, but let's keep that enabled.

Jorge:But then there's the new one now that I have, because I'm no longer with.

Jorge:So it is pull of the stasis.

Jorge:So they also take a 10-foot penalty to their movement speed.

Josh:Okay.

Jorge:Just letting you know.

Josh:Absolutely.

Jorge:All right.

Jorge:And then, oh.

Josh:I will apply the damage to the World Shaper.

Josh:You were already doing spare damage, but...

Josh:You've also given an additional weakness, and you've disabled its regen.

Jorge:Oh, so weaknesses don't stack with the... Oh, it still stacks, right?

Jorge:It just adds to the damage, or no?

Josh:So you're just doing an additional 10 damage to its weakness, but it's just like, you would normally be doing the spirit damage because you have the rune that does spirit damage, but now you're just doing additional... Like, you're fine.

Noah:Okay.

Jorge:Okay, so if I did personal antithesis, would it have been 10 more?

Jorge:Or the 11?

Josh:No, no, no, no, no.

Jorge:Okay.

Josh:You're dealing the additional 10 damage here.

Jorge:I can't do two weaknesses at one hit, is basically what I'm asking.

Josh:Correct, but you are dealing the additional damage here.

Jorge:Okay, cool.

Josh:Okay, anything else?

Jorge:No, that's it.

Jorge:The next strike missed.

Josh:Oh, I didn't see the other strike.

Josh:Yes, it did.

Jorge:Yep.

Josh:Alrighty.

Josh:Divex, it's your turn.

Noah:Okay.

Mike:so this uh is this the area for uh cataclysm oh i see it what's the red

Josh:Uh, no.

Josh:The area for Cataclysm is the full... I can draw the full 60-foot area.

Jorge:Oh, that stays.

Josh:Yeah.

Jorge:Oh, fuck.

Jorge:I would have moved.

Jorge:All right.

Jorge:That's on me.

Jorge:I got my face.

Jorge:There's so many circles, they stopped coloring them.

Mike:Yeah, what's the red visible one then?

Josh:I...

Josh:The red is the reduced movement speed, the greater difficult terrain from the oil exploding.

Jorge:Oh, okay.

Mike:Oh.

Mike:Oh, OK.

Jorge:I thought that was the only effect on the board.

Jorge:Might be.

Noah:Hang there.

Josh:I don't actually know.

Josh:I think the cataclysm doesn't continue to deal damage.

Josh:I think it just... One second.

Josh:Falling effects come down in the area, treat resistances if they return lower, each creature... Oh no, actually, I apologize.

Josh:I thought it made it harder to walk, but it doesn't.

Josh:So ignore the distance of the cataclysm.

Josh:You're fine.

Mike:Okay.

Jorge:What is the white thing around?

Mike:Is there any effect that if I stay in the same spot will hurt me?

Josh:Somebody might attack you.

Mike:Oh, okay.

Josh:But no, there are no active magic effects that are harming people in the area right now.

Josh:Just difficult terrain.

Josh:Or super difficult terrain.

Josh:Yes.

Jorge:Is that just like a flavor thing?

Jorge:Is that an effect?

Josh:What white thing?

Jorge:The white circle that's right next to the Immix World Shaper.

Tanner:I think that's part of his picture.

Jorge:Okay, okay, okay.

Josh:It is part of his picture.

Josh:That's his orb of creation.

Josh:If you look on the other side, he has an orb of annihilation.

Jorge:Oh, I see the dark one over there.

Jorge:Okay.

Josh:He's got double orbs.

Mike:How nice of him.

Josh:He's all orbed up.

Tanner:Same.

Josh:Absolutely.

Noah:Thank you.

Mike:I think two things that I want to try.

Noah:Thank you.

Mike:Yeah, let's do...

Mike:We're going to do implosion on the world shaper.

Josh:Rolled poorly.

Noah:Nice.

Josh:That's a failure.

Jorge:Yeah, yeah.

Mike:Very nice.

Mike:Why does it say 79?

Josh:Roll damage.

Mike:Oh, the regalia.

Josh:Yeah, you're doing increased damage because Jorge is just nearby.

Josh:Sorry, because Lev is nearby.

Josh:Which is stupid.

Mike:uh yeah that was a single action let's do i thought i grabbed more single action things give me one second

Josh:He's imploded.

Noah:Wow.

Noah:You can spell.

Josh:I feel like implosion has become Divex's most used spell the second he got access to it.

Jorge:Yeah.

Josh:It's a good spell.

Jorge:Out of curiosity, with my whole share weakness and all those other things, am I able to tell if the other imixes are the same type?

Josh:You are able to tell, they are not.

Josh:These are different aspects and are considered different creatures.

Jorge:Fuck.

Jorge:That's the only reason I did it.

Jorge:OK.

Jorge:All right.

Josh:I'm sorry.

Jorge:No, no, no.

Jorge:That's fine.

Josh:Yeah, no, these are all different imixes.

Jorge:OK.

Josh:This is the equivalent of if when you guys had went to preservation in the previous campaign, preservation split into the different aspects and you fought all of them at the same time.

Noah:Okay.

Josh:They are all still preservation, but different bits.

Jorge:Yeah, that makes sense.

Jorge:I will, moving forward, use personal antithesis on the other ones, because I get one more point of damage.

Josh:Do you?

Josh:Okay.

Jorge:But it's not a bust, because I still, like, in case someone comes near him, I could have shared and given them 10.

Jorge:I can't do that with personal antithesis.

Mike:I am going to move.

Josh:What'd you do in DevEx?

Noah:Thank you.

Mike:Oh, how far can I move then?

Josh:So it costs... I don't think you can move quite that far.

Josh:It costs 20 feet for each 5 feet you move in the sphere.

Josh:Because it's 4 times the... It's quartered instead of halved.

Jorge:I think also, Diverx, you might have been here, so you might be able to get out and then just go down that way.

Josh:You were.

Josh:Yeah, so you were there.

Josh:So it's 20 feet to move to this spot and then 40 feet to move here.

Mike:or 20 feet, and then 25.

Josh:Yeah, because we don't do Euclidean distances in Pathfinder, so that's fine.

Noah:What else?

Josh:So that's 20 feet and that's 25.

Mike:And then we will pop a shield.

Josh:Okay.

Jorge:Opportunity attack!

Jorge:Does he get to make a save against blindness?

Josh:It's the Soul Renderer's turn.

Josh:The Soul Renderer?

Josh:Oh, right, Divex is blind.

Mike:Oh.

Josh:No, not yet, because it's not gotten up to the turn where it was applied.

Mike:What if I had to make a roll then to target?

Mike:No, I cast Implosion this turn.

Josh:Yourself?

Josh:I'm going to let you cast Shield on yourself.

Josh:Oh, right, yeah, roll a flat check.

Noah:Thank you.

Josh:I think, because you're blind, this is actually DC 11.

Mike:I'm trying to think if I would have tried a 9th level spell on a 50-50.

Mike:I'm not sure I would have.

Josh:You know what we'll do?

Josh:I will let that have gone through, and we will say that the next time you try to cast a spell, you have that penalty on it.

Josh:We'll just defer the blindness penalty one turn.

Mike:Okay.

Jorge:Delaying consequences.

Josh:Yeah, this is DM Fiat.

Josh:I will delay your consequences for one turn.

Josh:It is the soul render.

Josh:Did I already apply the healing?

Josh:I don't think I did.

Josh:Now I have.

Josh:Gosh, that looks like nothing on the health bar.

Noah:I think that's a good question.

Josh:Okay.

Josh:Great.

Josh:Who do I want to do this to?

Josh:That's mean.

Josh:I'm going to spell rack someone.

Noah:I think that's a good question.

Josh:I'll spell rack Lev.

Jorge:What?

Jorge:Why?

Jorge:It's a pill of opportunity.

Noah:Thank you.

Josh:Because I need to do it to somebody that I think might have a spell cast on them, and I think Lev is the most likely.

Noah:Thank you.

Jorge:It's about an attack of opportunity.

Jorge:My boy Henrik.

Josh:What?

Tanner:Oh, yes, thank you.

Tanner:All right, let's hit this time.

Josh:This is a manipulate, so Henrik can attempt an attack of opportunity.

Josh:You are absolutely right.

Tanner:No, I missed again.

Josh:Unfortunately, that is a mess.

Josh:And then I will need Lev to make a will save for me, please.

Jorge:Okay.

Jorge:Yeah.

Tanner:What is going on?

Josh:In case you were curious, this is also a curse.

Josh:Concentrate, curse, force, manipulate, occult.

Jorge:Yeah, I don't think I can do it multiple times.

Noah:Thank you.

Josh:Oh, OK, well, sucks.

Jorge:Yeah, once per minute.

Jorge:Okay.

Josh:So just ask Immix to hold off for 54 seconds.

Jorge:I will try this then.

Jorge:Give me one second.

Jorge:Uh, this is not mentioned.

Josh:A 35.

Mike:What's that?

Jorge:I don't see it.

Jorge:I rolled it.

Josh:underneath spell rack at the bottom that says Levmir I don't know why that's so small do I have a way of making it big?

Jorge:It doesn't show me.

Jorge:Gotcha.

Noah:Oh, that's kinda cool.

Mike:Yeah.

Tanner:you

Josh:I don't think I do

Mike:Let's... Give me one second.

Jorge:I will act... Yeah, let me try my thing first.

Mike:I think... Do you have something for this?

Jorge:Anti-magic.

Jorge:Okay, this should be a rune.

Jorge:Sorry, just trying to figure out where it is.

Jorge:Yes, so I get to try to dispel it with a 7th level dispel magic.

Jorge:26, plus 26.

Josh:OK.

Noah:Bye.

Josh:The DC here is 31.

Josh:That is a critical failure, unfortunately.

Jorge:That doesn't... Any help, Divex?

Josh:You do not counteract it.

Mike:Uh, I don't know if I want to use this for if someone's dead, or if someone crit... You just... I don't know.

Jorge:That's fine.

Mike:I want to read the spell, but I feel like I wouldn't be able to read the spell to determine if... Because I have something... Yeah.

Jorge:This is a will save, right?

Josh:That is, yeah.

Jorge:This is a will save.

Josh:This is a will save.

Jorge:All right, I have greater resolve, so it won't be a critical fail, no matter what.

Josh:So are we going with it?

Noah:Good spell.

Tanner:you

Mike:Yeah, I'll pop a word of revision.

Josh:Oh, okay.

Mike:Delay consequence, but better.

Jorge:Oh, cool.

Josh:Uh, creature within range fails or critically fails the saving throw.

Josh:You did fail the saving throw.

Josh:Um, okay.

Mike:You may re-roll it.

Josh:You can reroll.

Josh:You are immune to this for the next 24 hours.

Mike:Oh.

Mike:OK, that's unfortunate.

Josh:That is a critical success.

Mike:Probably worth you being immune to it now.

Jorge:Great.

Josh:You are unaffected by the spell rack.

Jorge:That's pretty good.

Tanner:That seems like it.

Noah:I don't have a thread.

Josh:Okay.

Jorge:Thank you, DiveX.

Mike:I have more of those.

Jorge:I mean, like, if I tried to heal myself, I would have hurt myself, so this is a pretty good thing to keep not attached to me.

Mike:Yeah.

Josh:And then for the last two actions, I'm going to snip Dawn's thread.

Jorge:Bye now.

Josh:Immix creates one as a divine entity, has the ability to form a thread to you, and then immediately cut it.

Tanner:That's crazy.

Tanner:What is he tying the thread to?

Josh:I need... To Dawn!

Noah:Un... uncool.

Josh:To Dawn's soul!

Josh:I need you to make a fortitude save, please.

Tanner:And then to himself.

Noah:Is this magic?

Josh:Can you see the name of that out of curiosity?

Noah:I just see basic fortitude.

Josh:Because it has the same spoiler text on my whatever.

Josh:Oh, okay.

Noah:This is anti-magic.

Mike:Yeah.

Josh:Sure.

Josh:Great.

Josh:This has the death, manipulate, and occult tags.

Tanner:Ooh.

Noah:Bummer.

Noah:Alright, this is the real fort save.

Noah:again bummer woof ow

Josh:A 39 is a failure, so you're going to take the full damage here.

Josh:100 void damage.

Tanner:That's tough.

Mike:Huh.

Josh:It's the World Shaper's turn, sorry.

Josh:The World Shaper cannot heal this turn.

Jorge:Hey, they want some water to drink, yeah.

Josh:It won't.

Josh:So instead, I think...

Josh:It's just going to... What does it have?

Noah:Thank you.

Josh:Why does this creature have the create water spell?

Josh:When will that be useful?

Tanner:If it was thirsty.

Tanner:I guess it's thematic as a world shaper.

Josh:It's going to... Sorry.

Tanner:It should have...

Josh:Yeah, it's thematic to have Create Water.

Josh:It's just, given that most monsters only ever end up in combat, it is unclear how I would be using Create Water in this particular instance.

Josh:I am going to need... It targets one living creature, so it can't be Lev.

Josh:It's got to be Divex.

Jorge:What is this?

Jorge:I ain't back.

Mike:Do I have Bless active?

Josh:This is Void Warp.

Josh:It is a concentrate and manipulate spell, so you may absolutely do that.

Noah:Woof.

Tanner:Oh, cancel it.

Tanner:Please cancel it.

Tanner:Oh, no.

Josh:That is a miss.

Jorge:What did I roll?

Jorge:Oh, fuck.

Josh:You do have less active.

Mike:It doesn't look like it was added to the...

Josh:He gains a plus one status bonus to attack rolls.

Josh:This is an attack.

Josh:It should have applied.

Jorge:I will also use my beast point with both of those.

Jorge:Bring it up to a 45.

Josh:Why did it not apply?

Jorge:That doesn't make sense.

Josh:Oh, it didn't apply because Bless is a plus one status bonus, but Intensify Vulnerability is a plus two status bonus, so it overwrote it.

Noah:Oh.

Mike:Hey.

Jorge:I'll still use a beast.

Jorge:Does a 44 hit?

Josh:A 44 does not hit.

Jorge:All right.

Jorge:Well, I still do damage, so 11 points of damage.

Jorge:Yeah.

Josh:Absolutely.

Tanner:Kind of reminiscent of a certain strike.

Josh:Okay.

Josh:Well, actually, sorry, is it?

Josh:Oh, no, you do one damage and then it's the 10.

Josh:It is 11 damage.

Josh:You're correct.

Josh:And then, Divex, I do need you to make a Fortitude save.

Jorge:You know what?

Jorge:I'll roll.

Jorge:I've got to hear a point from Divex trying to help me.

Jorge:I will reroll this.

Josh:Okay.

Josh:That just barely hits.

Jorge:Oh, OK.

Noah:Okay.

Josh:So you do disrupt the Void Warp.

Jorge:Cool.

Josh:So I will give it the 11 damage back, and then you can deal your damage.

Josh:Okay, the World Shaper is bloodied.

Jorge:Cool.

Josh:I think it's mad at Lev specifically.

Josh:So I think it's going to Touch of Creation you.

Josh:In which it reaches out and attempts to flood you with vitality energy, but it misses.

Jorge:I'll go.

Noah:Thank you.

Josh:So I don't have much to do other than just try it again, so I'm going to try it again.

Josh:That hits.

Jorge:Oof.

Jorge:Alright.

Josh:That is going to be 33 points of vitality damage.

Noah:Thank you.

Jorge:Lies.

Jorge:It's 23.

Josh:It is 23.

Josh:You're right, because you're resistant to vitality.

Josh:And that is the end of the Worldshapers.

Josh:It is the Wordweaver's turn.

Josh:And I need to figure out... Has Foundry started talking to the rest of you as well when it's your turn?

Noah:no it has not done that yet

Jorge:If Don wasn't...

Tanner:like i well i have headphones plugged in i wonder if it'll play next turn

Josh:When I click the button, there's this deep-voiced man that says, it's your turn now.

Mike:No.

Josh:And I...

Mike:I don't know if I have sound things on for this webpage.

Josh:It's great.

Josh:Okay.

Josh:I think he's just going to spell.

Josh:He's going to spell something.

Jorge:Don and Henrik were in certain mobile.

Jorge:I would say we should swap guys, but I don't think you guys can get to this side.

Josh:Hmm.

Noah:don't underestimate me don't say where I can't get on this board

Tanner:I would love to fight the world shaper with you, but... Now I really wish I was over there.

Mike:Oh!

Josh:I have a question for you, Liv.

Jorge:Yes.

Josh:Do you have anything that stops you from being flat-footed when you're flanked?

Jorge:No.

Josh:You are flat-footed, then.

Josh:Which is good, because that needed to happen so that Immix can make an attack with Sneak Attack.

Jorge:Yeah.

Jorge:No.

Noah:Gosh, as this happens, I will yell out, You don't have to do this, Immix!

Tanner:Oh!

Josh:Immix has Sneak Attack!

Jorge:Of course he does.

Jorge:I'm a little bitch.

Tanner:But I'm...

Noah:You can still change!

Noah:And use Glimpse for redemption.

Noah:I don't care.

Josh:I haven't even rolled.

Josh:Do you, like... Okay.

Noah:I don't want to fuck with him.

Noah:I hate this guy.

Josh:Okay, so the options are he gains resistance and what?

Josh:What is the status effect you're choosing?

Noah:He gains resistance, and Immix is... What is it?

Noah:Enfeebled?

Noah:Two.

Josh:Are you going with Enfeebled?

Jorge:If he's unfeebled, can he still sneak attack?

Josh:Okay, he is going to take the Enfeebled.

Noah:Yeah, if this hits.

Josh:You know, assuming it hits.

Josh:Let's roll the attack first.

Josh:Okay.

Josh:That was so shitty.

Noah:I will yell, you suck!

Jorge:Oof.

Josh:I'm going to try one more time.

Josh:Okay, that one crit.

Mike:Huh.

Noah:Boo!

Noah:Glimpse of Redemption.

Jorge:No.

Josh:Makes up for the other one missing.

Josh:It averages out.

Josh:So you do get resistance here equal to how much?

Josh:Okay, awesome.

Noah:Equal to his level plus 2 so 20

Jorge:Yup.

Josh:We will give you champion's resistance and hope that applies.

Josh:And if it doesn't, then we'll deal with it.

Josh:Um, okay.

Josh:He is enfeebled, too, as well.

Josh:Where is the enfeebled condition?

Josh:Oh, I can just turn it off.

Josh:Okay, that is going to be 82 points of bludgeoning damage.

Jorge:Thank you.

Josh:It did do the minus 20 resistance.

Tanner:Thank you.

Josh:Very good.

Josh:Because you have been hit by Immix, you are going to suffer Immix's curse.

Josh:So you are off guard now, regardless of whether or not you're being flanked.

Josh:And you are going to take 2d6 bleed damage that is difficult to stodge.

Josh:The DC is much higher.

Josh:But you can't bleed.

Jorge:Okay.

Noah:Thank you.

Josh:So it doesn't matter.

Josh:Why can't you bleed?

Josh:Is it because you're undead?

Noah:Thank you.

Mike:No, because vampires, they really want blood.

Mike:So when they get cut, it doesn't even come out.

Josh:I just tried to apply bleed damage to you and it said that you're immune.

Mike:Mm-hmm.

Jorge:I remember earlier in the campaign, I was like, can I not bleed because of the Knox thing?

Jorge:And you're like, no, I'm not going to give you that homebrew thing.

Josh:What the fuck?

Jorge:But it turns out I was already there.

Josh:That's ridiculous.

Josh:Okay, yeah.

Noah:Thank you.

Josh:I don't know where it comes from, but Foundry says you have it, so I'm trusting it.

Josh:So that's the end of his turn.

Josh:It's Henrik's turn.

Tanner:Okay, I did not hear anything in my headphones indicating that to me, but I will begin nonetheless.

Josh:Okay.

Josh:It's just a man who is tormenting me then, I suppose.

Tanner:Yeah, he only cares about you.

Tanner:Unlike Dawn, I can be told where I can't get on this map, so I will stay where I am.

Josh:Okay.

Tanner:So I will strike.

Tanner:the sole render oh my gosh this is ridiculous I have not hit all right I think that now I do a certain strike but let me just

Noah:Thank you.

Josh:Alright.

Josh:No, you won't.

Josh:That was a poor roll.

Josh:Have you considered rolling higher?

Mike:I've been telling him that the whole fucking time.

Josh:What are you doing?

Josh:We just need to make it through one instance of Tanner saying a certain strike and nobody, like, giggling or chuckling or saying, which strike?

Jorge:We almost did it until last time was Mike.

Tanner:um that's just one action right okay oh so we attack with map oh but we hit wow beautiful

Josh:This time was Mike, too.

Josh:So... We need to boot Mike.

Jorge:Oh, Mike.

Mike:I was already jokey.

Mike:I was in the jokey context.

Josh:That hits.

Noah:Nice.

Josh:Okay.

Tanner:Couple of ones on those d6s.

Tanner:Not kind of ideal.

Josh:But the Soul Render does take the full damage that you deal.

Tanner:Woo!

Tanner:The last thing I will do is raise my shield.

Tanner:Those are three actions.

Noah:Ah, amazing.

Josh:Fine.

Josh:Done.

Josh:You are no longer confused.

Josh:The world is your oyster.

Noah:First, we'll do the old Clockworks hilarity to quicken myself with this unstable check.

Noah:That is a lie.

Noah:That works because of the remaster and errata.

Mike:Around, around, around.

Jorge:Ew.

Noah:Errata, errata, errata.

Noah:uh okay so how does uh this super bad terrain work it's okay 20 40 60 and it extends in this whole sort of 60

Josh:I need a counter.

Josh:It's just, instead of 5 feet for every tile, it's 20.

Tanner:you

Josh:Yeah, so long as you're walking.

Josh:Yes.

Noah:2, 5, 10.

Noah:So in theory, if I went to here, this is not maximum.

Josh:That's 90 feet.

Noah:Would that be 75 feet?

Noah:It would be 90 feet.

Josh:That would be 90 feet.

Josh:20, 40, 60, 80, 85, 90.

Noah:That is too far.

Noah:My apologies.

Josh:Hit Ctrl-Z or Command-Z.

Noah:Hey Josh, I can no longer target myself because NX World's chamber is so large.

Noah:Oh my gosh, amazing.

Noah:Well, great.

Noah:In Schism, I hear Lev say, oh man, it'd be great if they were over there.

Noah:And I yell out, don't tell me where I can and can't be on this asteroid.

Noah:And I will cast Momentary Recovery.

Noah:So first, I go, I'm sorry, Henrik, I'll be back!

Noah:And I vanish.

Tanner:Thank you.

Noah:Which is two actions.

Noah:Then I will take two more actions, which I just get for free.

Josh:Well, this is one action.

Noah:Oh, this will be one action, because of Flourish.

Josh:Yes.

Noah:Then I will take two actions, which... One of which I'll use to cast Lay on Hands on myself.

Noah:Hang on.

Noah:Please give me... I do have all my focus points.

Noah:There we go.

Noah:Lay on hands on myself.

Noah:Healing.

Noah:I will roll healing.

Noah:But I will take this healing.

Noah:Great.

Noah:And the second action I will use...

Josh:Oh, so I will note, I mean, this actually works out, but Momentary Recovery does note that you can take as many actions as you spend casting the spell.

Tanner:you you

Josh:So you get one action while you're in the void area.

Josh:Lay on Hands works because it's one action, but, you know, just something to keep in mind.

Noah:Well, that's great.

Noah:That's totally fine.

Noah:Either way, I appear right here.

Noah:Actually, will this flank?

Noah:Will this get me flanking with him?

Josh:No, you are not currently flanked.

Josh:Oh, actually, you are, because Lev is there.

Josh:No, you are flanking him.

Noah:Great, so that was one action to jump over there.

Noah:I have two actions left.

Josh:Correct.

Noah:This guy is so large.

Noah:Hang on, I have to move myself.

Josh:He is a big guy.

Noah:This guy is very large.

Josh:Yeah, I wish I could, like, move the hitbox square area to be just the token and not the larger area, but I can't, so.

Noah:I am next to him, but if I am under him, I cannot target myself.

Josh:Yeah, no, that's fine.

Noah:Alright, let's... There we go.

Josh:I wonder if I can, like... How about that?

Noah:Then... We'll... We'll do the old... We're gonna...

Josh:That works.

Josh:I've sent him to the back.

Josh:So now you can be close and still move and all that stuff.

Noah:do a good old technomancy swing on this fellow.

Tanner:I love a villain with layers.

Josh:Of course.

Josh:Go for it.

Noah:Like an onion.

Noah:Did that?

Noah:Oh, there it is.

Noah:Interesting.

Noah:And he should be off guard.

Noah:I don't know if that changes that.

Josh:He is off guard.

Josh:You just hit.

Noah:Okay.

Josh:But you do hit.

Noah:I will roll damage.

Jorge:I think he's got a 45 AC or 44.

Noah:Oh, gotcha.

Noah:Uh, I'll roll damage.

Josh:Okay.

Josh:He takes the damage.

Josh:He's not looking good.

Josh:The world shaper specifically is not doing well because he's been focus fired.

Noah:Um, yeah, one action left.

Noah:Uh, yeah,

Noah:I guess I'll just try and punch him again, but with map.

Josh:Okay.

Noah:You know, I will use my reaction to recalculate and try to re-hit him with that same map.

Josh:And this is recalculating.

Jorge:Oof.

Noah:Missed even worse.

Josh:You do not calculate.

Noah:All right.

Noah:That is my turn.

Josh:Lev, you are off guard.

Jorge:Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jorge:So I'm going to use a two action.

Jorge:Let me see what it's called.

Jorge:I have to scroll.

Jorge:Badge of cosmetology.

Josh:Okay.

Jorge:And I'm going to jump right behind this dude and then make a strike.

Josh:Okay.

Jorge:I will Intensify first and then make a... Wait, do I have it too?

Josh:Absolutely.

Jorge:Yeah, yeah, I'll Intensify.

Josh:Okay.

Jorge:Sorry.

Jorge:No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Jorge:Intensify weapon.

Jorge:And I will distract.

Josh:Go for it.

Jorge:I will use my other hero point.

Josh:Okay.

Jorge:No, no, it's not worth it.

Noah:Thank you.

Jorge:And I'll just do a regular attack.

Jorge:I'll just do a regular attack.

Josh:Okay.

Josh:Oh, right, you're quickened.

Josh:A38 is not there.

Jorge:That still would have missed anyway.

Jorge:I didn't take the proper map, so that still would have missed anyway.

Josh:Oh, well, it misses.

Jorge:Yeah.

Josh:Okay, so now it is Divex's turn.

Mike:Yeah.

Josh:Okay, so now you're blind.

Mike:I don't think I have anything for that.

Mike:Besides just huffing it out.

Jorge:Oh, and I heal eight.

Jorge:Sorry for my healing thing.

Mike:But what I will do is

Mike:Actually, let's see.

Noah:Thank you.

Mike:What is... What does implosion say?

Mike:Uh... Okay, so I have to... Is there any way to do the roll?

Mike:It has to be at the end of my turn to stop the blindness, whatever.

Mike:Oh, okay.

Josh:The blindness is just going to go away at the end of this turn.

Josh:You are just blind for this turn.

Josh:It should have, like, ended last turn, and it just didn't yet.

Mike:Um...

Josh:Because we had everything over.

Mike:Fair enough.

Josh:Uh, okay.

Mike:I want to try to target Emick's Worldweaver with the sustained version of this.

Josh:Absolutely.

Noah:Thank you.

Josh:So they are concealed to you, so I need a DC 5 flat check to see if you can move it to them.

Tanner:you

Jorge:Here.

Mike:Nice.

Josh:Yeah, unfortunately, you cannot move the implosion.

Josh:You did sustain it, you just don't get to target somebody else with it.

Mike:That's fine.

Noah:Yeah.

Mike:I guess I can also pop this.

Mike:I'm going to pop Chaos Theory.

Josh:Of course.

Mike:So I'm going to gain resistance equal to my level.

Mike:Do all damage except force.

Mike:I don't think there's really anything I can cast blind that I wouldn't.

Mike:Oh, wait.

Mike:Do I have the fun spell?

Josh:Be having goals that work.

Jorge:Weird.

Mike:No, but that's like... I still think I have to pick the targets for that and be...

Mike:be having eyeballs that work yeah i might have read something about this spell and then removed it because i can't remember what it was called uh i think that's gonna be uh i do yeah i don't know

Noah:Thank you.

Jorge:It moves if you have actions.

Josh:You are blind, so it's difficult to rain for you.

Josh:So you have half speed.

Mike:I can move like here.

Josh:Okay.

Josh:That does get you close enough to be affected by Henrik's Shield.

Mike:Nice.

Josh:That is the end of your turn.

Josh:You are no longer blind.

Jorge:You guys got to do special damage to this guy to stop him from healing.

Josh:It is the Sol Render's turn.

Noah:Sorry.

Jorge:I'll go over there after World Stripper.

Josh:What's this War Ranger going to do?

Josh:Henrik, you're here, so I'm fighting you.

Josh:Actually, I can't snip your thread this turn.

Jorge:Eric still has 316 hit points.

Noah:He's untouched.

Josh:You're welcome.

Tanner:Oh, you know what?

Josh:So he does.

Noah:That was fun.

Tanner:I see that he has a pair of scissors.

Jorge:Yeah, I just noticed that too.

Tanner:That's fun.

Tanner:Yeah.

Josh:He doesn't need big scissors.

Jorge:They should have been a little bigger.

Jorge:It's kind of embarrassing.

Noah:No, they should have been like those ones that they used to do inaugurations and stuff.

Jorge:Yeah.

Josh:The mayors who are doing that are compensating for something.

Josh:Imex doesn't need that.

Tanner:They're compensating for their lack of divinity.

Josh:Yes, that's what they're compensating for.

Josh:He's got it.

Tanner:I know how the game works.

Josh:Doesn't have... Oh, he does have one fun spell.

Noah:Thank you.

Josh:I don't know if this will work on you.

Josh:I think it's a bit of a... Yeah, we'll try it.

Josh:Um... I need you to make a fortitude save as Immix attempts to shape your soul into something else.

Tanner:Tell me about the things, the tags.

Josh:Concentrate, curse, manipulate, occult, polymorph.

Tanner:So if it's manipulate, I can try to hit them before it happens.

Josh:You can?

Tanner:Warp glass.

Tanner:Holy moly, I am doing a lot of missing.

Josh:You are not rolling well.

Tanner:Okay, I'll make a fort save.

Josh:Yes, please do.

Tanner:I don't think I have anything.

Tanner:Oh no.

Mike:Do you have anything?

Tanner:Let me... Oh no, I just did an attack of opportunity.

Tanner:I'll use my hero point.

Josh:Okay.

Tanner:That gives me some kind of bonus.

Tanner:I'm a master, so is that 4?

Josh:Yes.

Jorge:Oh thank god.

Mike:All right.

Tanner:That was almost the 5 or the 4, but the 53 sounds a lot better.

Jorge:Yeah.

Josh:Okay.

Josh:A53 is a critical success.

Josh:You are unaffected.

Tanner:I now lack hero points.

Josh:If you had a 35, you would have been turned into a sheep.

Josh:Instead, I'm just going to try and punch you.

Noah:Both.

Tanner:Okay.

Josh:Okay, we will attempt... Oh, actually, I'll attempt to cut you with the shears first.

Tanner:Ouch.

Josh:That was a good roll.

Tanner:I think it worked.

Josh:That is a critical hit.

Tanner:I've used my reaction.

Tanner:Okay.

Tanner:Very well.

Josh:Okay.

Tanner:Is slashing my resistance?

Tanner:It is.

Josh:90 points of damage.

Tanner:Oh my gosh, is void my other resistance?

Tanner:It is.

Josh:Split between Slashing and Void, which apparently you have resistance is 2, so you only take 80 damage of that.

Tanner:Alright.

Josh:And then you need to make this Fortitude save.

Tanner:Oh.

Josh:As your fate is severed.

Tanner:Oh my god.

Mike:Oh, it's hidden.

Mike:No, I see it.

Tanner:Oh, I clicked the thing so I can't see it.

Tanner:Well, it's down here.

Josh:No, I see it.

Mike:It's 36.

Josh:It's a 36.

Josh:I don't know why sometimes it's little and sometimes it isn't.

Tanner:It's just little.

Tanner:Why is it little?

Josh:Now, there was an update.

Josh:Things are freaky.

Josh:I don't like it.

Josh:Either way, 36, you don't have anything to do about that, right?

Tanner:I don't.

Josh:That is a failure.

Josh:You are drained.

Tanner:Great.

Noah:Ooh.

Josh:As Immix restores some health off of you.

Tanner:Oh.

Tanner:Immix is a ho.

Josh:Okay?

Josh:That is the end.

Josh:That's rude.

Josh:It is... It makes World Shaper's turn.

Josh:They were not hit with spirit damage.

Josh:So they are going to heal.

Jorge:I tried to stack it.

Josh:Although not a ton.

Josh:It happens.

Josh:It happens!

Josh:Don't boo me.

Noah:Thank you.

Josh:Lev, the World Shaper is going to banish you.

Josh:Yes, you can.

Jorge:Can I interrupt?

Jorge:All right.

Josh:Yeah, this is the Concentrate and Manipulate traits.

Jorge:cool it is interrupted then it doesn't take that much damage that's a lot of lows yeah

Tanner:Oh, that looks pretty good.

Noah:Thank you.

Josh:A 51 hits.

Josh:It is, so you do not get banished.

Josh:I mean, it more than undoes all of the healing it had.

Josh:That was the spell it could use, so I guess... Yeah.

Jorge:Is this not our home plane?

Josh:I think I just have to... What?

Jorge:Is this not our home plane?

Josh:No, Althane is your home.

Jorge:Oh!

Jorge:Is Althane even our home plane?

Josh:What?

Josh:Althane is your home plane.

Jorge:Okay.

Josh:You were born there.

Jorge:Okay.

Josh:Your soul was born somewhere else, but it would be weird if I cast banishment on you and you showed up at the Sundom home world, which doesn't exist anymore.

Jorge:Okay.

Jorge:Yeah.

Josh:That would just kill you.

Jorge:Yeah.

Josh:You'd die.

Josh:I banish you to space.

Jorge:Yeah.

Noah:Oh God.

Josh:I'm going to touch of creation you.

Jorge:Can I hit that?

Tanner:Whoa.

Josh:No, I don't think so.

Josh:It's a melee attack.

Jorge:No.

Jorge:Oh, OK.

Jorge:No concentration.

Jorge:Cool, cool, cool.

Josh:No.

Josh:Agile Magical Vitality are the three traits it has associated with it.

Josh:I... Fuck off.

Jorge:The other one's going to be a crit hit, so it's fine.

Jorge:Oh.

Josh:Yep.

Josh:That's a miss.

Jorge:Every time I get a crit miss, I get a crit hit, and it just undoes.

Noah:Wow.

Josh:Because of that.

Josh:Just to make up for it.

Jorge:Yeah, every time.

Josh:That is the end.

Josh:It is my turn.

Josh:Thank you, man, in my box.

Josh:How long am I enfeebled for?

Noah:I think until the end of your turn, until my turn was back around.

Noah:Let's see.

Josh:He's currently enfeebled, regardless.

Noah:Until the end of its next turn.

Noah:So this turn.

Josh:Okay, so he is currently enfeebled, though.

Tanner:you

Josh:I think he wants to... He has to spend an action to move, which is crazy.

Josh:That's terribly rude of you to make him walk.

Jorge:They're not the same type, right?

Jorge:We established this.

Josh:Correct.

Josh:They are not the same type.

Josh:Also, you used your two reactions.

Jorge:Yeah.

Jorge:I used one reaction.

Noah:Thank you.

Josh:Did you not attack him opportunity twice?

Mike:He wanted to but it was a melee attack.

Jorge:No.

Jorge:Yeah.

Josh:Alright.

Josh:Either way, not the same creature.

Josh:So, fuck you.

Josh:He spends one action to move.

Josh:He spends another action to attempt to hit you with his cursed club.

Jorge:No.

Josh:Actually, yeah, we'll do a cursed club.

Josh:That's crit.

Jorge:oof oof okay

Josh:You are going to take 58 points of bludgeoning damage with Sink Attack.

Noah:Thank you.

Josh:You're still off guard, you still can't bleed, so none of that applies.

Josh:But then...

Josh:He is going to use a free action to use an improved grab on you because he successfully striked you.

Tanner:you

Josh:So you are grabbed.

Josh:Oh no, it gets to attempt a grapple for fun.

Josh:I don't know why I did that.

Josh:Just do the, thank you.

Josh:I believe he succeeds.

Josh:That's a 42 against your fort DC, which is a 40.

Jorge:okay so what does that mean okay

Josh:So you are grappled.

Josh:You are grabbed.

Noah:Okay.

Josh:You are off-guard and immobilized.

Josh:If you want to take anything with a manipulate action, it's a DC5 flat check.

Josh:And you can't move.

Josh:Also, you're off-guard, but you're already off-guard.

Josh:You're grabbed until the end of your next turn Unless you you can spend an action to escape earlier than that if you want to but That is the end of the turn Henrik you're drained Yes

Jorge:You can try to hold me back from killing his friend right here.

Tanner:Yeah, I have a question about the rules of this game, Pathfinder 2nd Edition.

Tanner:So my square that I'm currently on is very difficult to maneuver.

Tanner:Does that mean to move to another square, it takes the 20?

Josh:It would be 20 feet.

Josh:Even if you wanted to leave the area, it's where you're originating from.

Tanner:Yeah, yeah.

Tanner:Yeah.

Tanner:Hmm.

Tanner:Let me ask you a question.

Noah:Okay.

Tanner:No, let me measure something.

Tanner:I'm sorry.

Tanner:I need to measure a line.

Tanner:How do I do that?

Josh:That is allowed.

Josh:You go into the root section and then you do ray template, which is the last from the bottom.

Tanner:Right.

Tanner:Okay, so...

Tanner:If I were to move my 20 feet to the... Can you see what I have drawn?

Noah:Thank you.

Josh:No.

Tanner:Or no?

Tanner:Oh.

Josh:I see Nasik.

Tanner:Oh, if I like... Okay.

Josh:Now I see him.

Tanner:Does that line go through all three of these targets?

Josh:Yes, I will allow that to go through all three.

Tanner:Okay, so I'm going to move the one spot over 20 feet to where that is.

Tanner:And then I'm going to use the Shield of the Unified Legion to charge forward and make a strike at all creatures within the 90-foot line.

Noah:Oh.

Josh:Absolutely, go for it.

Tanner:Can I choose to go less than 90 feet?

Josh:I think no.

Tanner:Okay.

Josh:I will double check that for you, but I believe the answer is the full nine defeat.

Tanner:Alright, so I'll move myself when it's done.

Tanner:But I'm going to make strikes against each one of these creatures.

Tanner:And I'm not going to play map until after because that's how it works.

Josh:really know how you could possibly rush out in a 60-foot cone, which is apparently your other option.

Tanner:Yeah, I figure you kind of end up in the middle of the end of the cone.

Tanner:But anyway.

Josh:Yeah.

Jorge:I think it's like some like Dragon Ball Z shit where you're like just teleporting everywhere.

Josh:I believe...

Tanner:I'm going to use the line.

Josh:It's, um, like, the intent with the line is that you run forward and you just kind of make damage out in a wave from you as you're running.

Noah:Thank you.

Tanner:Yeah.

Josh:I guess the idea is the cone is a bigger wave.

Tanner:I've missed the soul render.

Josh:Big cone.

Josh:Okay.

Tanner:As is fated, apparently.

Josh:Oh, wait.

Tanner:I'll strike the world shaper.

Tanner:And I will miss him as well.

Jorge:That one's a her.

Tanner:That's who I really wanted to hit.

Mike:Now you got them right where you want them.

Noah:What is happening?

Noah:Oh!

Tanner:Critical hit!

Josh:Okay, you were just charging up for that last one.

Tanner:It was all worth it.

Josh:Absolutely.

Josh:I mean, against the imics that you guys have interacted with most, so that's fair.

Mike:So on a critical hit, you have like 10 effects.

Mike:They get like diarrhea.

Mike:They get knocked back 10 feet.

Tanner:A couple things do happen.

Tanner:So he takes 74 points of damage.

Josh:Okay, absolutely.

Josh:He has been injured.

Tanner:The electricity jumps to the World Shaper, which was six points.

Josh:Nice.

Noah:Thank you.

Tanner:So there you go, guys.

Tanner:I did some damage to the World Shaper.

Jorge:Also slowed.

Tanner:And he slowed one.

Josh:He's slowed.

Josh:Wait, who is slowed?

Josh:The world shaper or?

Tanner:Sorry.

Tanner:Who did I actually hit?

Tanner:The Word Weaver.

Josh:You actually hit the word beaver.

Josh:Okay, so he's slowed.

Tanner:And then a five.

Tanner:I feel like that's the good one for them.

Tanner:Five.

Tanner:He's immobilized by filaments of energy because of the warp wave.

Josh:Absolutely.

Josh:Where is slowed?

Mike:And he's knocked back five feet, or...

Josh:In alphabetical order.

Jorge:Oh, that's great.

Tanner:Well...

Jorge:DC 34.

Josh:Well, so he's knocked back 5 feet from your critical specialization, and then he's also knocked back 10 feet from that effect of you doing your charge attack.

Josh:So, total of 15 feet.

Josh:Over there.

Josh:Actually, he could be moved 15 feet the other direction because he kind of ran right through him.

Noah:Thank you.

Josh:Which way would you prefer he get knocked?

Tanner:Um, push him down, like down would be the other way.

Josh:Okay.

Josh:Yes.

Tanner:Or, oh no, that's the other way.

Josh:So these are the two spots.

Jorge:That one's good.

Josh:I don't know if you can see where he's currently dragged.

Tanner:You like that?

Jorge:I don't want to behind me.

Josh:Oh, so you don't want him here.

Tanner:Alright, we'll leave him.

Tanner:We're going to leave him.

Josh:Okay, we'll leave him.

Tanner:Theoretically, they're all moved to 10 feet in some way.

Josh:Even if you miss?

Tanner:Oh, I missed.

Tanner:Sorry.

Tanner:Carry on.

Josh:Okay.

Tanner:That's my turn.

Tanner:That was two actions and I did my move with the first action.

Josh:So then it's Don's turn.

Noah:Yeah.

Josh:He's got eight things standing around him.

Noah:Top of my turn.

Noah:I don't have enough of these.

Noah:Top of my turn.

Noah:Once again, I'll quicken myself.

Josh:Okay.

Noah:And I have the errata open, and it says the DC is 13 if you are legendary in crafting.

Noah:So that works.

Josh:So you're fine.

Noah:So I am still doing this.

Noah:So I will first...

Tanner:Bye.

Noah:Run around this Imex.

Noah:Just stand right next to him, but run around so that I'm flanking with Lev.

Josh:Okay.

Josh:Absolutely.

Noah:That's one action.

Noah:Second action, I'm going to punch this dude with magic.

Josh:Sure.

Josh:Yeah.

Noah:No, wait.

Noah:Before I do that, before I punch him with magic, I'm going to use Sure Strike.

Jorge:Kill it.

Josh:Absolutely.

Noah:Now I'll punch him with magic.

Jorge:Kill it.

Noah:And I will do this.

Jorge:Kill it.

Noah:Wow.

Jorge:Kill it.

Noah:Why did it only, oh my gosh.

Noah:That is so upsetting.

Noah:Do I have more?

Josh:Yeah, I apologize.

Josh:A 41, even with the advantage, not enough.

Noah:Oh my gosh, I don't think I have.

Noah:anything to deal with that, which is a pretty big bummer.

Jorge:You remember that one time when we did the math out on how much damage this thing does, but then we're like, yeah, but it has a slight lower to hit.

Noah:I've got to lower it.

Noah:When it hits, it hits like a truck.

Noah:What?

Josh:Yeah, you just need to actually land the hit, unfortunately.

Jorge:Yeah.

Josh:Which, I mean, you rolled a 7 and an 8 on your advantage, so... Unfortunate.

Noah:Three actions.

Noah:I have one action left.

Noah:I still have a Flourish I can use for something.

Noah:I will use a Flourish to cast Temporal Twin.

Noah:on Levmir, right next to me, flanking with Levmir.

Jorge:I can just make a strike?

Noah:Yep, you've got to make a strike against this dude.

Jorge:Ooh.

Josh:That hits.

Jorge:OK.

Jorge:I think I had a plus.

Jorge:Yeah, it didn't apply, but I have a plus 2 for the weapon intents ability.

Jorge:I forgot to check it when hitting it.

Josh:But still just hits.

Jorge:If a 50, OK.

Josh:Still just hits.

Josh:You know he has more than a 40.

Noah:Oh.

Josh:Yeah, no, unfortunately not.

Jorge:Yeah, but he was flanked, and I wasn't sure if it was... As it happens, Lev's just chilling, and then suddenly it feels like there's a slight copy of him.

Josh:I will say, despite that, a 52 is enough damage to just end Mr. World Shaper.

Jorge:which kind of looks like Don.

Jorge:He has the original Don armor that we saw glowing and guides Lev's sanctified sword through the world shaper.

Josh:Absolutely.

Josh:Are you holy or unholy?

Josh:I forget.

Josh:Okay.

Jorge:Holy.

Josh:It doesn't apply here, but, you know, good to know.

Jorge:Actually, no, never mind.

Josh:Oh, right, you're not, because you gave up the knife.

Jorge:I'm not holy anymore.

Jorge:Not holy.

Jorge:Yeah, not holy anymore.

Josh:Okay, absolutely.

Josh:So you cut through the world shaper.

Noah:Oh no.

Josh:And you watch as the sword, like, passes right through as the body becomes incorporeal and its cloak just falls to the ground.

Tanner:Ooh, like Ben Kenobi.

Josh:Like Ben Kenobi.

Josh:You're Darth Vader in this situation.

Josh:What happens to his twin?

Noah:I think he just vanishes.

Noah:That's it.

Noah:He just...

Josh:Oh, he's just gone again?

Noah:It's just one action.

Josh:Okay.

Josh:Absolutely.

Josh:I have a question for all of you.

Josh:Can you see Imex the World Shaper right now?

Mike:Yeah.

Tanner:No, he's gone.

Mike:Oh no.

Noah:No, he's gone.

Josh:Okay.

Jorge:I don't like that question.

Noah:I don't like that.

Noah:You just asked that.

Josh:Imex, can you see him sometimes?

Mike:No.

Josh:Okay.

Josh:Great.

Noah:God eyes.

Josh:Anything else on your turn?

Jorge:Would have been great to have eyes of the god or whatever I used to have.

Noah:That's all I got.

Noah:That was all my many actions.

Josh:Absolutely.

Noah:Thank you.

Josh:I mean, I... I'm asking because I removed the token and I wanted to know if it stuck around.

Josh:I... I did!

Jorge:Sure you did.

Josh:Lev, it's your turn.

Jorge:Cool.

Jorge:I'm going to move over there.

Jorge:And then I will strike this man.

Jorge:Actually, oh, wait.

Jorge:Before I moved, I would have just my exploit vulnerability.

Josh:Okay, absolutely.

Josh:Another good roll.

Noah:What?

Jorge:Okay, so he has weakness, 10 cold iron.

Noah:Oh, wait, what, Lord?

Jorge:Okay.

Josh:He is immune to curses, death effects, the drained condition, and fear effects.

Jorge:I will do... Yes, I'll do mortal.

Jorge:Okay.

Josh:And he has plus 38 to Norgorber Lore.

Josh:Norgorber.

Josh:Which isn't relevant here, I just think that's a fun name to say.

Josh:I think that's the Calaria god of lies and murder.

Josh:It's a good time.

Jorge:Atomish.

Josh:That does mess, unfortunately.

Jorge:And, oh wait, before I forget, let me add my healing.

Jorge:Healing Grace from Soul Forger.

Josh:What gives you the healing?

Noah:When I go to...

Josh:Because I should just make an item that gives you fast healing.

Josh:Alright, I'll... I will keep that in mind.

Jorge:Okay.

Jorge:And then I will just do another attack.

Josh:Oh, also, while you're doing that, Noah, what do you do to roll the unstable check?

Josh:Like, what button are you hitting?

Josh:That misses as well.

Jorge:There.

Noah:When I go to clockwork celerity under my actions, there's a little thing that says DCM.

Josh:Oh, DC 17 unstable check.

Josh:Okay.

Josh:That actually is convenient then.

Josh:Now it's a DC 13 unstable check.

Josh:Okay.

Josh:Any other actions left?

Josh:No?

Josh:Alrighty.

Josh:Then it brings us to Divex.

Mike:So there are no vulnerabilities.

Mike:Fair enough.

Josh:He's vulnerable to cold iron.

Josh:That's the only thing he's vulnerable to.

Mike:Immix, Soul Renderer, I'm sustaining Implosion on the final enemy that I can sustain it on.

Josh:Oh, can never be targeted.

Noah:Thank you.

Josh:You're right.

Josh:Absolutely.

Josh:Okay.

Josh:Let's make a fort save for the soul renderer.

Josh:That's just barely a success.

Tanner:Oh, that's so sad.

Josh:I apologize.

Jorge:That guy sucks.

Josh:It's Imex.

Josh:He takes 37 damage.

Jorge:That's the part that sucks.

Jorge:That one right there.

Mike:What does this put me in?

Mike:Within 30 feet of both?

Mike:Perfect.

Mike:And then I'll sustain Chaos Theory.

Josh:Okay.

Josh:Then it's the soul renderer's turn.

Mike:I wanted to fuck up the Soul Renderer so bad.

Mike:So the Soul Renderer gives me a reason on this turn.

Josh:So are you making fun of him when you call him a soul renderer?

Noah:Well.

Josh:Or is that my fault for naming him stupid?

Mike:Oh, Soul Renderer.

Josh:Because he's rending souls.

Josh:He isn't increasing the clarity on them.

Josh:Or reducing down the fat content.

Josh:Although I guess that works too.

Jorge:He's trimming the fat from this mortal coral.

Mike:No, that was a mistake on my part.

Josh:A little bit.

Josh:I mean, you guys make fun of my characters' names all the time, so I wouldn't be super surprised.

Josh:Incorrect.

Tanner:Don't worry.

Tanner:In campaign three, we're not going to do it.

Noah:It won't happen.

Noah:It's gonna be a very serious campaign.

Josh:That's a lie.

Noah:Maybe not the content, but we'll be serious.

Mike:I think several of us have already mixed up for Harrow.

Jorge:We're going to be the most zany.

Josh:That's fine.

Mike:With the holo.

Jorge:Færrin is not made for us.

Mike:Bring it on.

Noah:The dumbest characters are already incoming.

Josh:You guys will be great.

Josh:I'm gonna roll a d4.

Josh:If it's even, I'm targeting Divex.

Josh:If it's odd, I'm targeting Dawn.

Jorge:My next character is nicknamed Seven Fingers.

Josh:I'm sorry, Dawn.

Jorge:After his father, Six Fingers.

Josh:Terrible.

Josh:Absolutely terrible.

Noah:Bring him back.

Josh:I'm going to execute Dawn.

Mike:Each generation gets another finger.

Noah:Oh.

Mike:There's only been six successful.

Noah:Anti-magic.

Noah:Nope, I still get executed.

Noah:Uh... Yeah, yeah.

Josh:Okay, absolutely.

Josh:I would love it if you could make a fortitude save for me, please.

Josh:This is the concentrate, death, manipulate, occult, and void traits, if any of those are relevant to you or someone you love.

Noah:Yeah.

Noah:And live.

Jorge:If the target is undead or otherwise is void healing, the spell loses the death and void traits and gain vitality traits.

Noah:Hit him, since it's a void.

Noah:Or since I'm manipulate.

Josh:Mm-hmm.

Jorge:Motherfucker.

Noah:Wow, this is... I'm going to use a hero point.

Jorge:What's the point if all spells have that?

Josh:Well, so the problem is it's not all spells.

Josh:It's just when you get to, like, level 7 and up.

Jorge:Okay.

Josh:So... Excuse me.

Noah:What am I in?

Noah:I'm a master, so I got plus four to this.

Josh:Correct.

Noah:Last hero point.

Tanner:That's tough.

Noah:Oh my gosh.

Josh:That is a failure.

Noah:I do have judgment.

Noah:Okay, cool.

Josh:Juggernaut only works if you succeed, unfortunately.

Noah:That's a bummer.

Noah:Josh, what if I did this?

Josh:So you are going to take the full 9d void damage.

Noah:Josh, that's not cool.

Noah:I don't want you to know that.

Josh:He's trying to kill you.

Noah:That's not cool either.

Jorge:Why is it 90?

Jorge:Oh, 90 because it's heightened twice.

Noah:That's upcast.

Josh:Correct.

Josh:It's normally a 7th level spell, but it's bumped up to 9.

Noah:Thank you.

Josh:Okay, so the other guy, the word weaver has an 120 foot fly speed.

Josh:This guy's got to walk.

Josh:He's just going to loom over Divex.

Tanner:Yeah.

Josh:No, it's not.

Josh:Shut up.

Josh:Okay, it's the word reader's turn.

Jorge:He's immobilized.

Josh:He is immobilized.

Noah:Thank you.

Josh:He is no longer enfeebled.

Josh:He's immobilized and he's slowed, which is sucky.

Josh:You're grappled, though.

Josh:Oh, no, it was forced movement.

Jorge:I wasn't sure if I got broken when I moved.

Josh:You're no longer grappled.

Josh:You're absolutely correct.

Josh:So let's remove the grab condition from you there.

Josh:Okay, he doesn't have any offensive spells.

Noah:Oh.

Josh:He could lie to you.

Josh:I just don't think there's a lot of combat use of that.

Josh:He has a 10th level spell, but all it does is make you believe something, which doesn't help in this particular instance, because he's trying to kill you, and he just wants to do murder.

Mike:Good.

Josh:So I think he's just going to attack you, because you're still flat-footed, Lev.

Josh:So he's going to be going for that precision damage.

Jorge:I'm not in his martial aura.

Jorge:Sad.

Jorge:No!

Jorge:Yeah.

Josh:That was a high roll as well.

Josh:I crit you by 21.

Josh:And he's enfeebled again.

Noah:glimpse of redemption.

Josh:And you have resistance 20.

Josh:Let's give you that.

Josh:There we go.

Josh:Let's roll critical damage.

Josh:That is 88 points of bludgeoning.

Josh:And now he is a few bold.

Josh:You continue to be off guard.

Josh:You continue to be not bleeding.

Jorge:Whenever you get the chance, Henrik, I could use a little bit of healing.

Noah:I'm also bloody.

Tanner:Yeah.

Noah:Yikes.

Mike:It is.

Josh:He will grab you again because he successfully hit you with an attack.

Jorge:And I no longer come back to life once I die immediately, or go unconscious because of the mortal Herald.

Noah:Oh no.

Josh:So, you know, that's going to happen.

Noah:Now, I'm going to give you a little bit more information about your experience at the high school.

Tanner:My healing wave doesn't work on Lav.

Josh:Um, have I inscribed propaganda on you, Liv, already?

Josh:I think we'll do it on Henrik this time.

Jorge:Yeah, you have.

Jorge:Is that a manipulator concentrate?

Josh:Henrik, make you.

Josh:Uh, it is cursed divine mental.

Noah:First of all, if you stay at the high school, you're going to have a lot of fun.

Josh:No.

Noah:You're going to have a lot of fun.

Jorge:Damn.

Josh:I apologize.

Noah:You're going to have fun.

Josh:Uh, make a will say for me, please, Henrik.

Tanner:Very well.

Jorge:Mentals concentrating, right?

Noah:Yeah.

Josh:No.

Tanner:Oh, was I supposed to... That should be a 43 because it's mental.

Josh:A mental effect can alter the target's mind.

Josh:Oh, because it's a mental effect.

Josh:You're right.

Tanner:I didn't click the thing.

Josh:It is absolutely.

Josh:That's fine.

Tanner:I apologize.

Tanner:I think I fail anyway.

Josh:You do.

Josh:A failure resolved would not help here.

Jorge:You have resolve.

Tanner:I actually don't have resolve anyway.

Tanner:I have bravery, which is resolve for fear.

Noah:Hello.

Jorge:Yeah.

Josh:How does subconscious suggestion actually work?

Tanner:I'm just going to ignore whatever it does.

Josh:Let's see.

Josh:Oh, it can't be obviously self-destructive.

Josh:That sucks.

Josh:I wanted to suggest you just jump off.

Josh:Okay, so it's not going to do anything and you're just going to get slowed.

Josh:Which still sucks for you, but... Okay.

Tanner:yes excellent

Josh:That's another action.

Josh:It's going to use, I guess, because it still has actions, we'll use a third action to just try and hit Lev again, because you're the one that's here.

Josh:Oh, no, you're right.

Jorge:I thought it was slowed.

Jorge:Doesn't it have a third action?

Josh:He is slowed.

Josh:Totally right.

Jorge:I don't know.

Josh:Thank you.

Josh:The slowed goes away.

Jorge:I didn't mean that to be correcting.

Josh:He's still unlobalized.

Jorge:It was more of like, fuck, he has four actions?

Josh:No, that was correct.

Jorge:Okay.

Josh:Thank you for pointing it out.

Josh:I prefer you guys to rules lawyer me.

Josh:I would rather that happen.

Josh:Henrik, it's your turn.

Tanner:Okay.

Josh:You were also slowed.

Noah:Now he's got it.

Tanner:Yes.

Tanner:The doctor is in.

Tanner:I will make a doctor's visitation in which I stride to this point and then make a treat wounds battle medicine at DC 40 for my ally Levmir.

Jorge:Yes.

Jorge:Oh, TC40 is scary.

Tanner:Well I have I have a plus 40.

Noah:He's got it.

Jorge:No, no, I'm for it.

Jorge:I'm for it.

Josh:Bump those numbers up.

Tanner:I have a plus 38.

Josh:Go for a decent 50.

Tanner:I have a plus 38.

Tanner:I crit.

Jorge:Oh.

Josh:Nice.

Jorge:All right.

Tanner:You get 86 hit points.

Noah:Thank you.

Tanner:Do you have any negative effects on you right now?

Tanner:Because I might have cured some of them.

Josh:He's grabbed.

Tanner:That's it.

Tanner:That's the only negative one.

Josh:Yeah, can you heal grabbed?

Tanner:I don't think I... I cannot heal grabbed, so he will remain grabbed.

Mike:Why the fuck do we have this guy in our party?

Jorge:Do I not get a... Does healing get doubled or anything?

Josh:Okay.

Josh:Hey.

Tanner:No, it...

Tanner:It went from 2d8 to 4d8.

Jorge:Dope.

Jorge:That's dope.

Tanner:So.

Tanner:Anyway, with my final, my second and final action, I will strike this man.

Jorge:Thank you, good sir.

Josh:He dodges.

Tanner:Let's see if I can roll higher than a 6 on the die.

Noah:Thank you.

Josh:Dodges.

Jorge:Oh, you got 20 minus 6.

Tanner:Okay, let's go.

Tanner:I will deal...

Josh:That hits.

Tanner:Oh.

Tanner:43 points of damage.

Josh:Okay, he takes 43 points of damage.

Jorge:Did you have a cold iron spike?

Tanner:That was the warp glass spike.

Jorge:I will mention he's vulnerable to cold iron.

Josh:Yes, he doesn't have a Cold Iron Spike.

Josh:He has Abyssium Wardglass and Indie Bricks.

Tanner:I... Yeah, I abandoned the cold iron some time ago for the other metals.

Jorge:They had a sovereign steel one, too.

Tanner:The shield itself is sovereign steel, which gives me some defensive benefits.

Noah:Yeah.

Jorge:So should we just keep hitting the big guy or try to switch to his

Noah:We'll keep up.

Noah:This has been working so far.

Noah:The old clockwork celerity.

Noah:Oh, I figured out.

Noah:It's a P for Pathfinder.

Mike:Oh, makes total sense.

Josh:Of course.

Jorge:beaker friend.

Noah:I think we're all over here.

Noah:I'm gonna rocket boots to right here, so I am flanking this guy.

Mike:Yeah.

Josh:Okay.

Noah:That's a lot of chains.

Josh:Absolutely.

Josh:You're hiding in his chains.

Noah:Then I am going to...

Noah:Yeah, we'll just do the old standby technomancy swing.

Noah:He takes...

Josh:Yeah, go for a punch.

Josh:He is flat-footed.

Jorge:If I knew what he looked like earlier, I would have swung earlier.

Jorge:I hate his face.

Josh:That's terribly rude.

Jorge:Fuck this guy.

Tanner:We were not ready.

Jorge:Fuck this guy.

Tanner:We were not ready.

Josh:You guys are very mean.

Noah:59 points of damage, as such.

Josh:Absolutely.

Josh:Takes 59 points of damage.

Noah:I have two actions.

Jorge:Oh, was Enfeeble lowering his AC?

Josh:Enfeebled?

Josh:Probably is.

Josh:Oh no, he's not enfeebled anymore.

Josh:So, no.

Josh:He should be enfeebled.

Josh:Why is he not?

Jorge:He should be Enfeebled, right?

Josh:I might have removed it automatically.

Josh:He should be enfeebled.

Josh:I must have removed it when I removed the slow by accident.

Josh:That wouldn't have crit either way, but I will reapply the enfeebled.

Noah:Would a 20-foot radius not hit you guys?

Jorge:I didn't think it would crit.

Jorge:I just didn't even know if a 40 would hit him.

Jorge:I was scared he had like a 50.

Josh:Yeah, 48 hits.

Josh:Nah, 48 hits.

Noah:Let's see.

Noah:Where are my shapes?

Josh:No.

Noah:Then in a 20-foot radius, I will explode.

Josh:Absolutely.

Noah:Because I'm legendary.

Noah:This is actually sonic damage.

Noah:Both of them need to make a basic reflex save.

Josh:Okay.

Noah:Wow, that's a lot of twos and threes.

Tanner:I saw a couple peas though.

Noah:Oh, and I need to make this...

Jorge:Did you actually?

Tanner:There was at least one.

Tanner:There was a pea.

Jorge:That's amazing.

Noah:Both of those fails.

Noah:They both take 60 points of sonic damage.

Josh:Absolutely.

Josh:Okay.

Tanner:Sweet.

Noah:I need to make this check.

Noah:Oh, I'll use unstable redundancies.

Noah:That's my turn.

Josh:Absolutely.

Josh:Lev.

Josh:They're both almost bloodied.

Jorge:I'm going to... Let me see.

Jorge:I'm going to share weakness with Henrik.

Jorge:So he can now start doing cold iron damage.

Jorge:And then I will take a strike!

Noah:Thank you.

Jorge:I will intensify vulnerability with my other one.

Josh:4D does not hit.

Jorge:Maybe that was a strike.

Jorge:Sad.

Jorge:Oops.

Josh:That also does not hit.

Jorge:All right, I got two hero points again.

Noah:um um

Josh:Nice.

Josh:Is that the end of your turn?

Jorge:All right.

Jorge:That is my turn.

Jorge:Wait, I struck twice, intensified.

Josh:Yeah.

Jorge:Yep.

Josh:Thanks.

Mike:Divex will sustain his chaos theory.

Mike:How far away is Dawn?

Josh:Okay.

Mike:Dawn is a crisp 40 feet away, which means I fucking hate when I don't have something set up.

Mike:What rank is this?

Jorge:What does Chaos Theory do again?

Mike:gives me a resistance equal to my level and then it also lets me when i sustain it i can choose to roll a d8 and randomly teleport in one of the eight cardinal and sub cardinal directions yeah but i don't want to randomly teleport i don't know how many of those there are

Jorge:That's crazy.

Noah:That's really cool.

Jorge:What if it's a good direction?

Jorge:I think there's one good direction.

Mike:Yeah, that's why I didn't choose to teleport.

Jorge:It's just that way.

Josh:Mm-hmm.

Jorge:It's 3 o'clock.

Mike:So all of my compatriots get advantage on the next attack on the next turn.

Mike:And then it's one attack that expires at the beginning of my next turn.

Jorge:Until our next turn, right?

Jorge:Or just one attack?

Jorge:Okay.

Jorge:So my...

Mike:And I will take advantage of that right now.

Mike:Did it show both rolls or just one?

Noah:No.

Josh:It shut both rolls.

Josh:42.

Mike:It did.

Mike:What was the second roll?

Jorge:And he's in feeble like a bitch.

Josh:You have 47 hits.

Mike:Oh, okay.

Mike:I'll take the 47 then.

Mike:He's got to make a 42 basic forward save.

Josh:Oh, I will do that then.

Josh:You've critically succeeded.

Jorge:Oh.

Josh:Sorry.

Mike:Jesus Christ.

Mike:Crit success.

Mike:It's basic forward save, so he takes nothing?

Josh:Correct.

Mike:Well, I'm glad he didn't use that on other things that he will have to save for me with.

Noah:Okay.

Josh:You do this to me all the time.

Josh:I didn't use anything.

Josh:I rolled a 20.

Mike:No, it's fine.

Josh:I don't know what you want.

Mike:Fate used it on the level 7 disintegrate.

Mike:I don't have any level 9 spells left.

Josh:Okay.

Josh:Is that the end of your turn?

Mike:Yeah, that was sustain, disintegrate, true target.

Mike:So three.

Josh:Okay, the Soul Render gets five hit points back.

Noah:We know.

Josh:And then I think it's... The other guy had some actual fast healing.

Mike:Ass healing.

Josh:The Soul Render is then going to cast Manifest.

Josh:Manifestation?

Josh:What is this called?

Jorge:Oh.

Josh:Manifestation.

Josh:Which lets it cast any...

Josh:9th level spell or lower in the Divine Tradition.

Josh:Which, there aren't a ton at that level that I want to do.

Noah:Thank you.

Josh:I think what's going to happen is I'm going to cast Devour Life on Dymex.

Mike:Devour a life?

Josh:Because Dymex is really... Devour Life.

Tanner:you

Mike:Let's see.

Josh:So you're going to need to make the IMAX is standing right next to them.

Jorge:You ever want to do that on Levmir?

Jorge:Levmir's been a real pain in the tushy.

Mike:Hold on, how does this work?

Mike:When a spell targets you, you can spend a reaction to attempt to reflect it.

Mike:So it's a counteract check?

Josh:OK, absolutely.

Josh:I want to put that there for you to have to roll at some point.

Josh:Why did that not?

Josh:That was a four.

Mike:Oh my god, what an awful counteract check.

Jorge:You got a hero point?

Mike:From the awful... Yeah, no, not nearly bad enough to get a hero point.

Josh:I don't know.

Josh:A 36.

Noah:Oh.

Mike:That was the levels.

Mike:Devin.

Mike:Mm-hmm.

Josh:What is the level based DC?

Josh:You'd think I have these memorized at this point.

Josh:That was a what?

Josh:A level 7 spell turning?

Josh:That's going up against a level 9 Devour Life, which means the DC is 36, so you hit the DC.

Mike:But I needed a crit.

Josh:I think you needed a crit.

Josh:counteracting.

Noah:you you

Josh:Success is if no more than one higher than your counteracting.

Josh:Yes, unfortunately you needed a crit here.

Mike:Very unfortunate.

Josh:So please make a will save then.

Jorge:You don't have a hero point for that?

Mike:No.

Jorge:Wait, sorry.

Jorge:So how does spell turning work?

Jorge:You have to crit to be able to turn it back.

Jorge:Otherwise, it does nothing.

Josh:No, so he attempts a counteract check.

Josh:It's at level 7 because it's a level 7 spellturning, but it was a level 9 effect.

Josh:So for a level 7 to counteract a level 9 effect, you need a crit.

Mike:43.

Mike:I succeed?

Josh:43 just barely beats the DC.

Josh:You do succeed.

Noah:Thank you.

Josh:So you are going to take... Yes.

Mike:On a will save?

Josh:Yes.

Mike:Which means I crit succeed.

Josh:Oh, okay, so you take no damage.

Josh:Great.

Mike:Spell turned anyways.

Josh:Well, spell turned anyways.

Josh:And then the soul renderer regains hit points equal to half of the damage it deals.

Josh:What's the word you just turned?

Noah:Who?

Jorge:It goes out of existence.

Jorge:Zero divided by two.

Jorge:It ceases to exist.

Mike:Yeah, it turns into a render error.

Josh:No, it's not two over zero.

Josh:It's zero over two.

Josh:That's just zero.

Josh:That's a thing you can do.

Jorge:No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Josh:No.

Jorge:It explodes.

Mike:We're like, what the?

Mike:Why are these undefined textures here?

Josh:It's the word weaver's turn.

Josh:The word weaver's going to fight Lev.

Jorge:Why does he hate Lev so much?

Jorge:Lev's been the only one nice to him.

Josh:Because you're flat-footed.

Josh:And he does more damage to flat-footed people.

Noah:Glimpse of redemption.

Josh:And every time he hits you, you continue to be flat-footed.

Jorge:Oh, I hate this man.

Tanner:Sounds pretty good.

Josh:That's another grit.

Josh:He hates you too.

Noah:Now he's still in... Well, then I'll make him stupefied, too.

Josh:He's already enfeebled.

Noah:I can do that.

Noah:I can change it.

Josh:Can you do that?

Noah:Yeah, I can change it.

Josh:Okay, so until the end of his turn, he is both enfeebled and stupefied.

Noah:You suck, Immix.

Noah:Your show is terrible.

Noah:They really say it's more about the interviewer than the guest.

Josh:I didn't even start it.

Josh:It was his request.

Josh:And you were the fucking worst guests I had on it.

Josh:They don't say anything because they're about to be dead.

Noah:You're going to kill all your four viewers being us?

Mike:Jesus, I am without reactions, so...

Josh:Yes!

Josh:That's 78 points of bludgeoning damage.

Josh:I think he's mad at Dawn.

Noah:Why would you do that, guy?

Josh:I think he's gonna attack Dawn.

Noah:And the feat is Weight of Guilt that lets me do this.

Noah:Oh, because he missed me, I will use... Oh, no, I just used my react... Never mind, I can't do it.

Noah:I just used my thing.

Josh:Good.

Noah:I used the middle finger.

Tanner:Good times.

Josh:I missed because I'm enfeebled.

Noah:Just like you keep missing on those ratings.

Mike:Thank you.

Josh:He's no longer enfeebled.

Tanner:Good times had by all.

Josh:It's your turn, Henrik.

Tanner:Alright.

Tanner:We'll start with a strike.

Tanner:Feels like the right thing to do.

Tanner:I've hit him.

Tanner:I'm going to roll this.

Josh:You have?

Noah:Hello.

Tanner:Is there some extra damage I should be doing from Lev?

Jorge:He gets a plus 10 because of cold iron damage.

Tanner:Plus 10.

Jorge:Does that apply to him in the background?

Tanner:I don't see it.

Josh:I don't know if I gave you the macro, though.

Josh:Do you have the share weakness macro?

Jorge:No.

Josh:Okay, then it didn't apply anything.

Josh:I have to get that to you.

Jorge:Okay.

Josh:We'll just add an additional 10 to the damage you do.

Tanner:I'm going to do it on here.

Josh:Okay.

Tanner:Oh, I made it acid.

Tanner:Why is it both untyped and acid?

Tanner:That doesn't make any sense.

Josh:It can be Untyped Acid, that's fine.

Josh:Absolutely!

Noah:First time.

Josh:56 points of Untyped Acid!

Tanner:No, is he bloodied?

Josh:He's not looking great.

Josh:He is bloodied.

Tanner:Does a thing happen?

Josh:No.

Tanner:That's nice.

Tanner:That's very nice.

Jorge:That isn't good.

Jorge:That's not good, guys.

Jorge:You think that's good?

Jorge:That means we're going to kill all three of them and then something's going to happen.

Noah:The first time anything's ever happened.

Tanner:No.

Tanner:I think he'll just die.

Tanner:That's what I... I think he's just gonna die.

Tanner:Do I have anything interesting?

Tanner:Not yet.

Tanner:Alright, I'm gonna make a certain strike.

Tanner:Which I have missed.

Noah:Thank you.

Josh:But you still hit.

Tanner:But I still do damage.

Noah:Thank you.

Tanner:What would it be?

Tanner:Does the 10 from Lefmir come through?

Mike:Some certain amount.

Josh:It does.

Tanner:So then I think it's 30 damage.

Josh:That's pretty good for missing.

Jorge:Yeah.

Tanner:When I click damage, I have a plus 20.

Josh:So then, yeah, just plus an additional 10 from Lev's share weakness.

Tanner:yeah so he takes 30 points um do i do another battle medicine oh no i'm not going to not yet i'm going to raise my shield so that we get

Josh:Absolutely.

Josh:Nope.

Mike:Get off of me.

Josh:Now what am I meant to do?

Jorge:Any battle medals send me again?

Jorge:I was about to YOLO, so that would be helpful, but that's OK.

Jorge:All right.

Tanner:No, if I raise the shield, we all get a little boost, so that's nice.

Tanner:That's it.

Josh:Dawn!

Noah:yeah uh first this is not me moving i just have to oh god i can't untarget Immix can't do anything oh gosh i can't use myself all right uh i can't click on my own token oh thank you there we go uh we'll do the old clockwork celerity quicken myself uh

Josh:You have... It makes us full attention right now.

Josh:What?

Noah:That's a bummer.

Noah:All right.

Noah:Josh, it has been a long time.

Noah:How does the help action work?

Josh:You spend an action in something you are trained or better in to give advantage to somebody, we'll say, within 30 feet.

Noah:Okay.

Noah:And that's just a skill check.

Josh:Anything you have advantage in.

Josh:Sorry, anything you're trained in.

Josh:So it could be a weapon attack, it could be casting a spell with an attack.

Josh:I'm letting you use it on literally anything you have the trained or better proficiency in.

Noah:Great.

Noah:That was my first action.

Noah:I will say, you're gonna die and no one's gonna remember you.

Noah:And I will use that as the help action to give Levmir advantage on his next attack as his full advantage.

Jorge:Yay.

Josh:Okay, absolutely.

Noah:That is one action.

Noah:Next action, we'll just... We'll swing on him.

Mike:Yeah.

Noah:Oh.

Jorge:We also have advantage because of Divex's thing, I just realized.

Noah:Then I will make it an intimidation check instead.

Jorge:Oh.

Jorge:OK.

Noah:So Lev has advantage on his next intimidation check.

Josh:You would know that this MX is immune to fear effects.

Noah:Gosh.

Jorge:Well, you could save the help then if you want.

Noah:You know, I will save my health then.

Josh:I'm sorry.

Noah:In this case.

Josh:Okay.

Noah:Yeah.

Noah:Where's that?

Mike:I mean,

Mike:You did have an attack that I don't think you used the divex advantage on.

Mike:I don't know how we want to play that.

Noah:All right.

Mike:Oh, wait.

Mike:No, that's Henrik.

Mike:You do have an attack with advantage still.

Josh:Yes.

Tanner:Oh, I should have had advantage on my first strike, which hit.

Josh:Do you want to roll again just to see if you would have crit?

Tanner:Sure, why not?

Tanner:Doesn't look like it.

Josh:It did not crit, so it's fine.

Noah:All right.

Noah:Yeah.

Noah:Well, then, first action, I will just swing on him.

Noah:With advantage.

Jorge:With advantage.

Noah:Good thing it was with advantage.

Noah:Bomber!

Jorge:Oof.

Noah:Wow.

Josh:Unfortunately.

Noah:Massive wolf.

Josh:Sometimes the dice are not with you.

Noah:Okay.

Noah:Yeah.

Noah:I guess I'll just... I've got three more actions.

Noah:One of those actions... I'll cast Mirror Image on myself.

Noah:Why not?

Josh:Absolutely.

Noah:That doesn't... That seems like it couldn't hurt.

Noah:That's two actions.

Noah:And the last two actions...

Noah:I will once again explode in a 20-foot radius.

Noah:I don't think any of my companions have moved.

Josh:Two more reflex saves, right?

Josh:I rolled very well on both of them.

Noah:Yes.

Noah:Bummer.

Noah:Huge bummer.

Josh:Sorry.

Josh:Like, I think a crit on both of them.

Noah:I only see one.

Josh:Oh, I have a 58 from one and a 50 off of a natural 20 for the other.

Noah:Those are both crits.

Noah:What a big bummer.

Josh:Sorry.

Noah:Huge whiff of a turn.

Tanner:you

Noah:That is it.

Josh:That happens.

Josh:Lev.

Jorge:I'll tensify.

Josh:Okay.

Jorge:And then I will make a strike, which my weapon intensified.

Josh:Okay.

Jorge:And keep higher.

Jorge:There's the... Do I get a hero point from that fake one?

Josh:Good thing you had that.

Noah:Thank you.

Josh:No.

Jorge:Yeah.

Jorge:I figured.

Josh:I mean, you can if you want, but you have to keep the one.

Jorge:No!

Jorge:That dude, that's damage.

Josh:Absolutely.

Josh:He is endamaged.

Jorge:Delicious.

Jorge:Now I will strike again.

Jorge:This time, normally.

Jorge:I will damage him again.

Josh:Yes, you will.

Jorge:or another chunk of damage.

Josh:Nice.

Noah:You guys got spells?

Josh:Chunking him.

Jorge:And I will make my final attack.

Josh:He's looking not good.

Jorge:Actually, I will instead use a special thing I have called a spell.

Jorge:And yes, I got a spell.

Josh:Oh, okay.

Josh:Yeah, he's got it from his backstory.

Josh:He's the only one.

Noah:Oh.

Jorge:I'm not sure how to use this spell.

Noah:Dang.

Noah:That is awesome.

Jorge:My dropdown doesn't show my magic like it used to.

Jorge:Clicking the wrong thing.

Josh:I don't know what you're trying to do.

Josh:You have to differentiate.

Jorge:I'm just trying to cast my 9th level heal on Dawn to action.

Jorge:Thank you.

Noah:I cannot click to heal myself.

Josh:I think you need to click the heal versus living.

Jorge:Yeah, I'm trying to target him.

Josh:Click heal versus living first.

Jorge:It says user lacks permission to update.

Jorge:OK.

Noah:Massive.

Jorge:Nope.

Jorge:I think I'm targeting him.

Jorge:It just says.

Josh:Did you roll healing?

Jorge:All right.

Jorge:Well, now I can.

Jorge:OK.

Josh:You're supposed to... Like, without targeting him, you should have just been able to click the two-action... Oh, because I clicked the button, yeah.

Jorge:I was.

Jorge:I was trying to, and it just kept saying... I wasn't able to modify chat message.

Jorge:Oh, maybe because you created it, I wasn't able to.

Jorge:Yeah.

Jorge:Alright, you can move him back if you'd like.

Josh:No, we'll keep him there.

Jorge:And that's my turn!

Josh:X!

Noah:stupefied

Mike:Does this guy have any negative or any lasting negatives to his fort save?

Josh:No, he's no longer in feeble.

Mike:Okay.

Jorge:He might not be immobilized anymore.

Jorge:I don't know.

Josh:I don't think he is.

Josh:That wouldn't have... He is stupefied, so he has a penalty to his will saving throw, if that's significant.

Jorge:I doubt he would move, but just... And he's a minus 10 to his movement.

Josh:And he has a minus 10 to his feeble, if he tries to leave.

Mike:Yeah, actually, I was going to think about trying to heal us in anticipation of some horrific death effect from when we kill this guy, but I have something for that, so... How about this?

Mike:We're going to sustain Chaos Theory...

Noah:Thank you.

Mike:I'm going to use my Entangled Vendetta to give Immix a minus two circumstance to saves against my spells.

Josh:Okay.

Mike:And then, something I've never done before, even in this fight, I'm going to cast Implosion again.

Josh:A second 9th level implosion?

Mike:I was going to cast them both at the same time, so two actions a turn was just me sustaining two Implosions on two of the clones.

Josh:You could do that and just, like, moving them back and forth between people.

Tanner:Thank you.

Jorge:Yeah, and it says can't be targeted more than once with a single casting of the spell.

Josh:Uh, absolutely.

Josh:Okay, so this is on the word weaver, I take it?

Jorge:It is.

Josh:Yeah, no, the rules allow for it, you just have to spend both 9th levels on Implosion.

Noah:Insane.

Jorge:Yeah.

Noah:Untyped damage.

Josh:46 is a success, so he's going to take half damage here.

Noah:God, this guy is close to dead.

Josh:Which means he is just barely still alive.

Mike:Oh, very nice.

Mike:It might be worth it for me to try to kill him, but I guess we'll see how the... I don't know if it's worth it to keep him alive for my next turn.

Noah:You're going to excise him from existence?

Josh:Well, do you have any other actions?

Mike:No, no, no.

Tanner:He means he wants us to spare him this round.

Josh:Oh, okay.

Josh:Oh.

Jorge:Oh, so you can, like, disintegrate him or something?

Mike:Worse.

Mike:Well, I don't know if death effects exactly work on people of this.

Josh:It's the soul ranger's turn.

Jorge:The death effects?

Mike:Oh, okay.

Jorge:He's immune to death effects.

Josh:He's immune to death effects.

Mike:Go ahead and kill him.

Jorge:Yeah.

Josh:Oh, okay.

Mike:Kill him the old-fashioned way.

Noah:This guy's immune to death.

Josh:Absolutely.

Josh:He's immune to death effects.

Josh:What was the... I had a spell I was going to cast.

Josh:Now I can't.

Josh:What does this do?

Noah:He's gonna kill Imex.

Josh:He is a mix.

Josh:That's suicide.

Josh:That's illegal.

Josh:You can't do that.

Josh:I think he's going to cast Phantasmagoria on all of you.

Mike:Uh...

Noah:Anti-magic.

Josh:This is a Concentrate, Death, Illusion, Manipulate, Mental, and Occult spell.

Tanner:Whoa.

Josh:I will request that everybody who is a player character roll a will save for me, please.

Noah:Thank you.

Jorge:I'm immune to death effects.

Jorge:Does that mean this affects me?

Josh:Are you immune?

Josh:If you're immune to death effects, then this doesn't affect you.

Jorge:Yeah, immune to death effects, so.

Mike:uh oh all turning is a one is a one-time thing this is uh will will

Jorge:You'll request all living characters.

Josh:Never mind.

Josh:Correct.

Noah:Thank you.

Josh:That's a critical success.

Josh:Okay.

Josh:Quill.

Jorge:My screen was almost one.

Jorge:That was terrifying.

Josh:That's another crit?

Noah:Back to back.

Tanner:I rolled a natural 19.

Josh:Nice.

Mike:And 42.

Mike:Yeah.

Josh:Are you keeping that?

Josh:Okay, that's a success.

Josh:And you have... You have... Yeah, so you're critically succeeding as well.

Mike:Is it Josh?

Mike:It's a will save.

Mike:That's three critical hits.

Josh:No one is affected by this!

Josh:Immix just casts this big 9th level spell and you all just completely ignore it.

Josh:It does nothing.

Jorge:All of us were like... Yeah, but also, like, very easily, if a dice rolled on something else, we would have been really fucked by the spell, so...

Noah:Power jump in this game once you start getting like Juggernaut and Resolve and whatnot.

Noah:Oh, dooper dooper.

Mike:I like to think this is either him staring at us, because it's a will save.

Josh:So, it's up to you.

Mike:So he's just like, and then we're just like, what?

Mike:What is he doing?

Josh:It's your preference.

Josh:Either he fills your mind with completely what he thinks are horrific visions and they do not faze you at all, or he's trying to fill your mind with horrific visions and he just can't do it, so he's just staring at you.

Mike:Josh, there's actually a Spongebob gift for this.

Josh:It's your choice.

Jorge:In Lev's mind, he's trying to take away things that he's loved growing up, and he's just like, man, I've had a horrible life.

Josh:Oh, good.

Josh:Good.

Jorge:You think these will fix me?

Tanner:Is it the Orb of Confusion, Mike, or is it something else?

Mike:No.

Tanner:Oh, yes.

Mike:No, you remember when the Flying Dutchman was staying at his house and kept scaring him every day and he just got sick of it?

Noah:Yes.

Tanner:Yes, I do.

Josh:No, I did hit you with the Hand of Fate.

Josh:So, Divex, you do take some damage.

Josh:And I targeted you specifically because you sent a Spongebob reference.

Mike:and a fake uh do i have resistance to void oh right yeah that's that's gonna overtake any any spell resistance uh

Josh:39 points avoided damage.

Noah:God, they have meta knowledge.

Noah:They know what's happening above table.

Tanner:I do not know.

Josh:And then you need to make a fourth save.

Jorge:You have resistance to everything because of chaos theory.

Mike:So I'll take damage and then give myself 18 hit points.

Josh:Well, you already took 29 because you have 10 resistance to void.

Noah:Thank you.

Josh:So just give yourself 10 hit points or eight more, whatever you're.

Mike:Oh.

Mike:Yeah.

Josh:But you do need to make that fort save for me.

Mike:There's a forward save involved too?

Josh:There is.

Josh:You'll check in the chat.

Josh:Hand to fate.

Josh:Fort save.

Mike:That's not good.

Josh:That's a 30.

Mike:Yeah, this is not a spell or anything.

Josh:It is not.

Josh:Your fate is being severed.

Noah:You can get back and wait.

Mike:Fair enough.

Jorge:Oh no.

Josh:The Skullrunner regains 10 hit points.

Josh:And you're drained.

Mike:Oh, is it?

Josh:And you're drained.

Mike:Oh.

Mike:What does drain do?

Josh:Drained lowers your maximum health and reduces your con-based checks like fort saves by one.

Mike:Oh, okay.

Josh:It is the word weaver's turn.

Josh:Almost dead.

Tanner:Thank you.

Josh:Yeah, he'd probably pop this now.

Josh:Actually, he doesn't need to yet.

Josh:He won't do it.

Josh:Can I have everybody who can see him within 30 feet?

Josh:Which I think is everybody with Divex.

Josh:Although, maybe... Nope, Divex are within 30 feet as well.

Josh:All four of you need to make will saves for me, please, against an aura of disquietude.

Josh:It is an emotion fear mental effect.

Jorge:Heroes Feast!

Josh:Correct, Heroes Feast applies here.

Josh:And so does your, what's your, who's it?

Josh:I'm going to think about it.

Josh:Salah's Conviction.

Mike:Zealous conviction is a circumstance?

Josh:That's a critical success.

Jorge:Um... It's with status.

Jorge:And what is Heroes Feast?

Mike:Oh.

Jorge:Is it also status?

Mike:I think it is.

Josh:I believe so, yeah.

Jorge:Okay, so it doesn't matter.

Josh:So you just get the plus two.

Mike:My die is gone, so if you could tell me what the fuck I rolled.

Josh:It doesn't look like you rolled anything.

Mike:What?

Josh:I don't see you roll.

Tanner:I also don't see a roll.

Mike:I clicked the will button.

Josh:Okay.

Jorge:Maybe you should hit the good button.

Josh:I don't know what to tell you.

Noah:Sounds like he hit the won't button.

Josh:Bad.

Tanner:Heyo!

Jorge:Yeah.

Tanner:Got'em!

Josh:Bad.

Mike:Oh, nice.

Noah:Oh.

Josh:Okay, so everybody critically succeeded except for Don who failed.

Noah:Nice.

Josh:Don...

Jorge:Is this a... This doesn't have manipulate or concentrate, right?

Josh:It has the emotion, fear, and mental traits.

Jorge:All right.

Josh:Don, you are frightened too.

Noah:Ah!

Josh:It's actually, ah, ah!

Josh:And then he's going to punch you.

Noah:uncool guy uh i will try to

Josh:He doesn't have any teleport things, and I don't think he'll make it if he tries to run.

Josh:So we're fine.

Jorge:What's that?

Jorge:Does Fear of Beasts make you so you can't get feared?

Jorge:No, no, it's just saves against fear.

Josh:It gives you a plus two status bonus to saves against fear.

Jorge:Gotcha, gotcha.

Mike:Eurus Feast and Vivi might have done that.

Josh:We're not doing that.

Mike:I'm just letting... So he's not fully mistaken.

Tanner:Thank you.

Josh:We're not doing that!

Noah:Yes, because fortuitous shift is DC 11.

Jorge:Fear of Beasts in this game kind of blows.

Mike:Yeah.

Josh:It's a ritual!

Josh:It's free!

Jorge:Also, the other Hero's Feast was definitely cracked.

Jorge:Like, that shouldn't have been that good.

Jorge:But...

Josh:Does that 13 help you?

Noah:That does help me a little bit.

Josh:Okay, can I roll the damage button now?

Noah:Yeah.

Josh:That was crappy.

Noah:I have... I think I should have... Resistance?

Josh:48 points of bludgeoning damage.

Josh:I rolled a one of two twos.

Noah:It's half my level?

Noah:That's a bummer.

Josh:You are off guard now.

Noah:Okay.

Josh:And you're bleeding!

Noah:Ah!

Noah:There's a lot happening.

Josh:You can bleed.

Josh:You're bleeding.

Jorge:Hehehe.

Noah:Oh, wait!

Josh:Oh, yeah, maybe we undo everything I just did.

Noah:I should have rolled for mirror image.

Noah:I'm so sorry.

Noah:How many do I have?

Noah:There's a 1-4.

Noah:Okay.

Noah:1-D-4.

Noah:Nope, you still hit me.

Josh:Okay, I hit you.

Josh:Great.

Josh:Good, because that would have been annoying to undo.

Josh:You are bleeding profusely.

Josh:If you attempt to administer aid to fix this bleed, it is a DC 40.

Josh:Okay.

Noah:This horrendous nosebleed.

Tanner:Got a plus 38 over here.

Tanner:So, you know.

Noah:Horrendous nosebleed.

Noah:You still suck.

Josh:That's the end of his turn.

Josh:I don't think he's going to make it to the next one.

Josh:Henrik!

Tanner:I look to dive X.

Jorge:I don't believe you, Josh.

Josh:I really don't think he's going to make it to the next one.

Josh:He has very few hit points.

Tanner:Is Divex giving me the vibe that he wants to kill Immix the Word Weaver?

Noah:We have a couple of questions.

Mike:no you can definitely do it my death effect yeah my death effect will have

Josh:He's immune to death effects.

Tanner:Oh.

Tanner:Okay.

Tanner:Alright, so I'll strike him.

Tanner:And we'll see what happens.

Jorge:Does he have a cord?

Josh:No.

Josh:That hits.

Josh:Roll damage.

Jorge:When the other guy gives people cords to cut them, are they attached to him?

Tanner:Do I still have the plus 10?

Jorge:Yes, you do.

Josh:You spoke over each other.

Josh:What did you say?

Josh:Yes, you do have the plus 10.

Jorge:He gets the plus 10.

Noah:Thank you.

Josh:Yes.

Josh:Absolutely.

Josh:That is...

Tanner:Attack roll, damage roll, same number.

Josh:More than?

Josh:That's crazy.

Jorge:Yeah.

Josh:That is more than enough.

Josh:How do you want to do this?

Tanner:Jeez.

Tanner:You know, I don't hate him as much as Dawn does.

Tanner:He's really large, but that's fine.

Jorge:I don't really know why he does.

Noah:I don't know.

Noah:I go, Don's got Don reasons.

Tanner:I'm just gonna hit him, and my next action is going to be to stride, so...

Tanner:I kind of hit him and can I move myself like this?

Tanner:Like as I travel like kind of this way-ish, I just throw him up and over myself and he lands behind me.

Josh:Absolutely.

Josh:He lands behind you, impales on one of the jagged spikes coming off of the floor here, and you watch as, similar to the world shaper, he turns almost half incorporeal and then just fades out of existence as clothing drops to the ground.

Josh:At this point...

Josh:The third Immix, the last one remaining, will let out this blood-curdling screech with the two other fractions of it having perished and rise into the air.

Tanner:Well, I cheated because I strided I strode when I should

Josh:This is movement.

Josh:You can do that.

Josh:You can take an attack of opportunity if you so wish as it rises into the air.

Noah:Oh, no.

Josh:Oh, right.

Josh:You're not actually there.

Josh:Nobody's within range.

Josh:Okay.

Josh:So you watch as the third third of Immix rises into the air, screeches, and you watch as the two remains, the clothing and stuff from the other two Imixes, float up at the same time.

Josh:And as it screeches, it wraps itself in the clothing from the remaining two.

Josh:And you feel this shudder.

Josh:as something grabs onto the side of this platform.

Josh:A massive stone hand.

Jorge:Uh oh.

Josh:And on the other side, another massive stone hand.

Josh:And four more great stone hands grab onto the sides of this platform.

Josh:You've seen another aspect of Immix before, as you've gone through your journeys, and...

Noah:No.

Josh:It's in a bit of a tight spot now.

Josh:And so you watch as the three pieces of Immix that you had seen before merge into one bright, golden, shining figure as it rests upon this massive visage of an angel, chest ripped open, mouth extending out of the ribcage.

Josh:Uh...

Josh:Hold on a second.

Josh:I have.

Josh:I have this.

Josh:I'm not a crazy person.

Josh:Or not?

Tanner:Oh, Josh.

Mike:Oh.

Josh:There we go.

Josh:And stood atop the angel is the combined form.

Josh:So I will swab that up.

Josh:Oh, no, that's not right.

Jorge:By the way, when you had the deep map.

Josh:That's right.

Mike:Oh.

Mike:More.

Josh:As the combined Imex on its last legs summons the full strength and recombines into a single entity once again.

Jorge:What?

Noah:Ugh.

Josh:Okay, good.

Jorge:So on the deep map, you mentioned some yellow thing going around giving color, and we didn't see that.

Jorge:I see it now.

Mike:Yeah.

Josh:Great.

Josh:Uh, so you watch as the fully formed Imex pulls up to the side of this, um, this stage.

Josh:For the purposes of targeting Imex, uh, you can select the Imex at the top, uh, like on the crown as the thing you're hitting, but you can target like any of the hands on the corners of the map or the central body.

Josh:Order the fingers, but those do half damage and won't take AOE damage.

Josh:Just, you know, letting you know.

Josh:It's a massive creature, so there are a lot of points to hit on it.

Josh:Let's add him to the initiative tracker.

Noah:it, um,

Josh:That is the end of your turn, Henrik?

Tanner:uh well okay so can i back up because this all happened before i made my stride so i i was i think here um and i still have two actions um i will do

Josh:Yes, you can go back before you did your stride.

Josh:That's fine.

Tanner:How far?

Tanner:Divex is way too far.

Tanner:I'm going to do another Doctor's Visitation on Levmir.

Jorge:Oh, thank god.

Josh:okay okay

Jorge:I'm about to go do something stupid.

Tanner:I'll make another medicine check.

Tanner:Oh, I rolled two ones on the die.

Tanner:That sucks.

Tanner:Well, you get 67 hit points.

Tanner:Better than nothing.

Jorge:That's great.

Jorge:Thank you.

Tanner:And with my third action, I'll raise my shield again.

Tanner:We love raising the shield, folks.

Noah:Alright.

Josh:And that brings us to Dawn.

Josh:Dawn, you are no longer off guard, but you are still bleeding and frightened.

Noah:Gosh.

Noah:What?

Noah:This is, let's see here.

Noah:How far from?

Noah:So you said we could target the hands or?

Josh:You can target the hands, the fingers, or the central body.

Josh:Or you can actually go for the bit on top if you have a ranged attack.

Josh:If you go for the fingers that are around the arena, those will take half damage.

Josh:They just have an inherent 5e resistance.

Tanner:you

Josh:And they can't be attacked by AOE attacks.

Noah:Okay, gotcha.

Noah:And it is just like a straight line up there, 105 feet.

Josh:Yep.

Noah:Okay.

Noah:Golly.

Noah:Yeah.

Noah:I will look at Lev and say, see you up there, and I will cast Translocate.

Josh:Okay.

Tanner:Thank you.

Noah:One action.

Josh:Going to the nuisance.

Noah:And I do have the flying rune on my armor, so I'm just going to go straight up there.

Josh:So you're just hovering by the crown of fingers there.

Josh:Absolutely.

Noah:Mm-hmm.

Noah:That's one action.

Jorge:you

Noah:Second action.

Noah:I'm gonna lay on hands myself as I go up there.

Noah:And then... Third action, I will swing on this guy.

Noah:And I did not quicken myself this turn.

Noah:Oh, I'm still frightened.

Noah:Oh, but I have Aura of Courage, so I think that gets lowered by one.

Noah:More of courage.

Noah:Reduce your condition by one at the end of my turn.

Noah:Okay, cool.

Jorge:You also reduce it by one anyway with fear at the end of your turn.

Josh:He reduces it by one at the end of his turn just by virtue of the feat.

Josh:If you happen to be next to him, he also gets to reduce it at the end of your turn.

Noah:I don't think it automatically, sometimes some things automatically reduce.

Noah:I don't think this is one of those order of courage.

Noah:Whenever you become frightened to reduce the value by one to a minimum of zero.

Noah:Oh, so this is already automatically reduced by one and the end of my turn also gets reduced by one.

Josh:Okay.

Josh:Yeah, so I will bump it down to one, and then when you end your turn, we'll bump it down by one again.

Jorge:Yep.

Josh:That hits.

Noah:I will attack.

Noah:44 points of damage.

Josh:Absolutely.

Josh:You appear to deal the full damage to it Yes, you will at the like end of your turn you take the bleed damage Okay, so it should just roll it did oh it did perfect Okay Yes

Noah:That's really cool.

Noah:And then do I take the bleed damage now?

Noah:This is the end of my turn.

Noah:And then, do I roll the recovery check?

Noah:I haven't been bleeding in a while.

Noah:Bummer.

Noah:I'm still bleeding.

Josh:Uh, you are.

Noah:That is my turn.

Jorge:I mean, a flat D20, you couldn't get a 40 anywhere.

Noah:Oh, I thought it was... That is my turn.

Josh:Uh, no, no, no, no.

Josh:That's for administering first wounds.

Josh:If somebody else tries to heal him, it's a DC 40, but he can still do the DC 15 to staunch it himself.

Jorge:Ah.

Jorge:OK.

Josh:Um...

Josh:Okay.

Josh:Between Dawn and Lev's turn, you watch as one of the hands, this hand over here, moves off of the arena and then comes back up with a Giant 100-foot-long sword that seems to be poised to slam it down onto the stage.

Josh:So I am going to draw that line there.

Josh:One second.

Jorge:That's fun.

Noah:Wow, this is a cool map.

Josh:One second.

Noah:Oh.

Noah:Oh, no.

Josh:So that's where the sword is going to hit.

Mike:Oh.

Josh:It's poised to strike.

Josh:It has not landed yet, but it's there.

Josh:Now it's Lev's turn.

Jorge:I will exploit vulnerability.

Jorge:There we go.

Jorge:Select one.

Jorge:Does that creature count as a vulnerability then?

Josh:You should be able to target it for vulnerability.

Josh:It is a... Immix is a creature.

Jorge:OK, cool.

Josh:He counts.

Jorge:I will do.

Noah:you

Josh:He's a success.

Jorge:Unholy damage.

Josh:Absolutely.

Josh:So you learn its greatest weakness, which that in this form, it makes is unholy 25 week.

Jorge:Yes.

Jorge:Then I will translocate fifth level with my spell.

Josh:Okay, absolutely.

Jorge:Bop up here.

Josh:You can't fly.

Josh:So you're on the platform, right?

Jorge:No, I have wings out.

Josh:You do have wings.

Jorge:And I specified I'd put them out before I came in here.

Josh:Right?

Josh:Yeah, no, you're totally right.

Josh:So you can, where did you go?

Jorge:I think I vanished here.

Jorge:There we go.

Jorge:I'm up here.

Josh:yeah gotcha okay yeah

Jorge:Yeah.

Jorge:If I went behind him, would I be flanking with Dom?

Jorge:Yeah, I'll do that.

Jorge:OK.

Jorge:And one action.

Jorge:OK, that was two, two.

Jorge:I need a strike.

Jorge:All right, cool.

Jorge:Do I think my attack of opportunities would interrupt other things if I hit this top guy?

Jorge:Probably not, right?

Josh:that barely hits okay absolutely 46 plus the additional damage from him being weak

Jorge:Okay.

Jorge:Hit.

Jorge:Oh.

Noah:Oh neat.

Jorge:I never struck again.

Jorge:Because I might as well.

Josh:That unfortunately misses.

Jorge:Yeah.

Jorge:Even flat-footed?

Josh:Even flat-footed.

Jorge:All right.

Jorge:Next round, I can give Dawn.

Jorge:I can give you unholy shared.

Josh:It is Divex's turn.

Mike:Anyway, do you have any plan of getting up there?

Tanner:I do not have a way to get up there, so... Well, I do.

Noah:Henry puts his shoulders back.

Josh:To clarify, you do not need to go up there.

Josh:You can attack the other units.

Jorge:Also, to clarify, you can.

Jorge:You have the winged rune on your armor.

Jorge:You can fly if you wish.

Tanner:I have wings, but isn't it, like, pretty far?

Josh:Yes, it's like 100 feet.

Jorge:Yeah, I mean, it's not convenient, but you could get up there.

Tanner:All right.

Tanner:Yes, theoretically I could get up there.

Tanner:It's just not convenient.

Jorge:Yeah, we'll fight the angel on top.

Tanner:But I can attack...

Mike:Oh, so this main body, is it within 30 feet of me then?

Jorge:You hit his toes.

Tanner:It's only the six outer hands that are halved.

Tanner:The rest of the body's normal.

Josh:So the main body, this bit, is normal.

Noah:Thank you.

Josh:If you hit it, you deal full damage.

Tanner:Okay.

Mike:OK.

Josh:No, that's still attacking the hands.

Josh:You'd have to get a bit closer.

Josh:I want you to hit, like, this bit, like, the mouth or the area next to the mouth.

Josh:Like, hitting these hands or still just hitting the hands, you know?

Mike:So it's sort of like, can you see my thing?

Josh:Yes, yes, like that.

Mike:That area back?

Josh:Yeah.

Mike:Okay, so I need to be like much, much closer.

Jorge:Well, you need to get out of the sword anyway.

Mike:Well, yeah, but I'm trying to figure out how close I need to be to do stuff.

Mike:I don't think 20 feet will get me as close as I'd like.

Mike:No, it won't.

Mike:So I'll have to move another.

Jorge:You have 20 foot movement.

Jorge:You don't have 25.

Mike:No, I have 25.

Mike:Henrik, how far is your movement?

Noah:Thank you.

Tanner:Mine is 20.

Tanner:No, no, no, but I only need to stand in the spot next to you, so it's fine.

Mike:This motherfucker.

Mike:Am I still within 30 feet of... Yes.

Mike:And I'm 25 with this guy.

Mike:Oh, right, right, right.

Mike:Is this an enemy I have not yet targeted with the current casting of implosion?

Mike:I will sustain implosion on the big gross thing.

Josh:It is?

Mike:And then 30 feet.

Josh:Is there a range?

Josh:Is it within range?

Josh:Oh.

Josh:OK.

Josh:So yes, you're fine.

Josh:Great.

Mike:Yeah, that's why I moved up.

Josh:Great, great, great.

Mike:Sustain...

Mike:Chaos Theory.

Mike:And then I have one action left.

Josh:I have to make a save for implosion, correct?

Mike:Yeah.

Josh:What save is that?

Mike:Fortitude, I believe, but let me...

Josh:It is.

Josh:I see it.

Josh:That is a success.

Josh:It will take half damage.

Mike:I'll cast and roll just so it's easier.

Mike:But that was a sustain.

Noah:you you

Mike:So I have one action, and I can use a flourish.

Josh:OK.

Mike:And I am within 30 feet.

Mike:Ooh, actually.

Mike:Yeah.

Mike:Yeah, let's go all in.

Mike:Why not?

Mike:We'll use this now.

Mike:I would like Immix to make a will save.

Josh:I'm not sure how I want to play this.

Josh:Also, why do you keep targeting Henrik?

Mike:oh i hate him does he not get divine energy from the feet

Jorge:He's not a hero.

Noah:We are heroes.

Tanner:No please!

Josh:It's fine.

Josh:I just... I'm not sure how I want to play this specifically because... Oh, well.

Josh:He does.

Josh:That's fair.

Josh:He's going to use his hero point to reroll this.

Jorge:It's a villain point, Josh.

Josh:He is a hero.

Jorge:It's a villain point.

Noah:We are the heroes.

Tanner:Hashtag not my hero.

Josh:Critically succeeded.

Mike:uh i don't think i have any i don't i don't have anything that that undoes actually wait oh no i guess he's not yeah we still have that one

Tanner:Was his zero point mythic?

Josh:Yes.

Josh:Is that the end of your turn?

Tanner:Disgusting.

Noah:So another one.

Jorge:At least we do have a Divinity Lich gun.

Tanner:Make him roll again.

Mike:Fair enough.

Mike:His hero point's gone, so go ahead and make him roll again.

Mike:Yeah, it's my turn.

Josh:Absolutely.

Josh:It is his turn.

Tanner:Oh, that's not... I need hands!

Josh:He doesn't heal because he was hit.

Josh:Two more hands rise up and hold out more weapons.

Noah:Thank you.

Josh:Because I don't want you guys just standing around attacking me.

Josh:It's rude.

Mike:I saw that with the caption like fish 30 million years ago when they got on the land.

Josh:How do I rotate?

Josh:That's how I rotate.

Tanner:Whoa!

Josh:Yeah, we'll go there.

Josh:And... I said two more hands.

Tanner:Oh, there's another one.

Josh:I have been nothing if not transparent.

Jorge:He's gonna hit himself?

Jorge:What a fucking goofball.

Josh:Yes, he is.

Mike:Why are you hitting yourself?

Noah:Where are you hitting yourself?

Josh:And then he's going to take his actions.

Josh:He is going to start with a... Let's do a... Power Word Stunt, I think is what we'll do here.

Josh:Um... Okay.

Josh:So this is traditionally an 8th level spell, I believe, but casted twice.

Josh:So 15th plus 4, you're within the second range there.

Josh:So you are stunned for one round left.

Jorge:Can I attack for opportunity this?

Jorge:Or interrupt?

Josh:Yes, you can.

Josh:It has the Concentrate trait.

Jorge:Cool.

Jorge:All right.

Jorge:I will use one of my other hero points.

Noah:you

Jorge:That was worth it.

Tanner:Ooh.

Josh:That hits.

Josh:So you do cancel this spell.

Jorge:And he takes the unholy again.

Josh:He does.

Josh:I think then he will follow up.

Josh:His second action will be...

Josh:Yeah, let's either bait these out of you or force you to take the hit.

Noah:Thank you.

Josh:Let's power word blind you this time.

Josh:Also towards Lev.

Jorge:So I will be in the first thing anyway, right?

Josh:Um... One second.

Jorge:No, I'll be in the... Yeah, it's 9.

Josh:One moment.

Josh:What level is Power Bird Blend normally?

Josh:I think it's level 9.

Josh:So it's upcast to just 1, so it's plus 2.

Josh:So 16th or higher.

Josh:So you are dazzled for one minute.

Jorge:What does Dazzle even do?

Mike:You just spark a little bit more.

Josh:Dazzled makes you sparkle a bit more.

Josh:OK.

Jorge:I mean, I don't think Lev would know what the spell was, so he'd be counteracting it anyway.

Jorge:But I was just curious.

Josh:OK.

Josh:Dazzled makes it so that everything is concealed to you.

Josh:So you have to roll a flat check to make an attack.

Josh:That hits.

Josh:Okay.

Josh:Great.

Josh:That was action two.

Josh:For action three... I don't know if Power Word Kill would do anything to you.

Jorge:I was hoping you would just cast it.

Mike:Because of the death effect or...

Josh:It's a death effect, but on top of that, I don't think you have too many hit points.

Jorge:Yeah.

Josh:It's going to cast Sunburst instead.

Noah:This is anti-magic.

Jorge:All right.

Josh:It's casting it centered on itself.

Josh:I need Dawn and Lev to both make reflex saves for me, please.

Jorge:Gotcha, gotcha.

Noah:That does not go off.

Josh:Okay.

Tanner:you

Noah:Reflex.

Josh:This is 8d10 fire damage plus 8d10 additional vitality damage to undead creatures.

Jorge:It's going to hurt.

Noah:Mine?

Jorge:It's going to hurt.

Josh:Yes it is.

Noah:Wait, sorry, mine did not roll for some reason.

Noah:There we go.

Noah:Ooh, that's going to hurt.

Josh:A 42 and a 40?

Josh:Those are both failures.

Josh:You take full damage.

Josh:But you are not blinded permanently, so it could be worse.

Jorge:It'll be worse.

Noah:Okay.

Noah:Are we worse?

Jorge:Grow the damage.

Josh:Okay.

Josh:That's crazy.

Josh:So that's 37 damage from the 10d10.

Josh:Lev, you only take 27 because it's fire damage.

Josh:But then I have to roll an additional 10d10 vitality damage specifically for Lev.

Jorge:Yes.

Josh:That's an additional 53 points of vitality damage to you, Liv.

Noah:How you doing, love?

Jorge:Oh, I forgot to do my healing.

Jorge:No, no, no, no, no, no.

Jorge:Here we go.

Noah:Okay.

Jorge:I'm all right.

Josh:That was Actions 3 and 4.

Josh:Action 5.

Josh:It's going... It's a god!

Noah:Gosh, that's too many.

Josh:I don't know what you expected!

Noah:That's too many.

Josh:It's going to use... It's... He just descended.

Jorge:It's canonically not one.

Noah:Canonically not a god.

Jorge:Because it would have been trapped by the lighthouse.

Josh:You did this to him.

Josh:He's going to use a Holy Longbow on...

Josh:Do I go for the people that are here?

Josh:Do I go for the buddies on the ground?

Josh:No, you guys are like adjacent to him.

Josh:He can't use the longbow on you anyway.

Josh:I'll take a penalty.

Josh:I think I'll go for Henrik.

Tanner:oh boy good thing i have my shield raised yeah very well

Josh:Okay.

Josh:That is a 49 to hit.

Josh:Which hits?

Josh:You are going to take 38 points of damage split between piercing and spirit.

Noah:You don't have to.

Josh:How much total health do you have?

Tanner:Following that strike, I am now at 180.

Tanner:That's right, I don't think.

Josh:Yes.

Josh:Okay.

Josh:You do not die.

Josh:And then it will make a Holy Greatsword attack against... We'll do Dawn this time.

Tanner:That is right.

Mike:Thank you.

Josh:I do.

Josh:Not a fantastic roll.

Josh:Just a hit.

Noah:Yeah, that hits.

Josh:That is going to be 59 points of slashing damage.

Noah:Okay.

Noah:Oh, wait.

Noah:After all my... My mirror image.

Josh:Oh, great.

Noah:It does not hit.

Josh:Your mirror image.

Noah:I undo that damage.

Josh:It doesn't hit.

Josh:Good job.

Josh:Okay.

Josh:Those are its six actions.

Josh:All right, let's search them.

Tanner:See, now I've been put in a tough spot.

Tanner:Because I'm currently not within range of this sword, technically.

Tanner:But if I wanted to heal my good buddy Divex, I don't think I could get myself outside of it.

Josh:Correct.

Mike:What?

Mike:Isn't Doctor's Meditation a sprint and then a... in one action?

Tanner:Yeah, but I can only move 20...

Mike:Yeah, so then you move 20 into the sword, heal me, and then walk out.

Josh:The sword swings!

Tanner:Alright, alright, alright.

Tanner:Fair enough, fair enough.

Mike:There'll be none the wiser.

Tanner:So... I will move to here.

Tanner:I will do a treat wounds.

Mike:Kill him.

Mike:Kill him now.

Mike:No, I'm joking.

Noah:Thank you.

Mike:I'll keep them busy.

Tanner:It's a critical success.

Tanner:You get 82 hit points.

Josh:You get 41 hit points.

Mike:What?

Josh:You are within Immix's domain.

Tanner:Josh is not...

Tanner:Nice.

Josh:All healing is halved.

Tanner:You have 41 hit points.

Mike:Uh, okay.

Tanner:Do you have any negative effects on you right now?

Mike:That was... Yeah.

Jorge:That healing one's one.

Josh:He's drained.

Tanner:Just drained.

Tanner:I can't do anything with the drained, so that's one action.

Noah:Thank you.

Tanner:And then another 20 feet.

Tanner:would get me here.

Tanner:What kind of damage am I doing from there?

Tanner:Regular or half?

Tanner:Is that still half?

Josh:Regular.

Josh:No, I'll give you regular.

Josh:That's close enough.

Tanner:I target the guy up top to roll.

Josh:Yes.

Tanner:It didn't work.

Josh:Unfortunate.

Josh:Is that the end of your turn?

Tanner:My turn is over.

Noah:Okay.

Josh:Gone.

Noah:Yep.

Noah:Uh... Oh, gosh.

Noah:I don't know what to do.

Noah:Yeah, at the top of my turn, I will... You see that this guy is a god god?

Noah:Like, he has ascended?

Noah:I don't think Divinity... We tried the Divinity Leech on tech and it didn't work.

Josh:In the process of this fight, you watched him ascend.

Mike:Oh, yeah.

Noah:So I think it's going to work.

Josh:Yeah.

Noah:What do I have?

Noah:30 feet, that's not going to do it.

Noah:Yeah, I guess I'll just swing on this dude.

Noah:Yeah, I will just swing on him.

Noah:Oh, that is terrible.

Josh:Unfortunately.

Noah:Second action.

Noah:I will cast Temporal Twin as one action with Lev.

Noah:He gets a strike.

Jorge:So sad.

Noah:Oh my gosh.

Josh:Okay.

Josh:I'm not going to duplicate the token because it goes away.

Josh:A 35 does not hit, unfortunately.

Noah:Uh, this is my third action.

Noah:I will just kind of square up and use the help action.

Noah:Oh, am I in the sword?

Jorge:You might want to move from the sword.

Josh:You are in the sword.

Noah:Gosh.

Noah:Well, I guess I'll step one over.

Noah:That's my turn.

Josh:Okay.

Josh:Absolutely.

Josh:Between Dawn and Lev's turn, the sword that was where Divex was swings down and doesn't hit anything, but absolutely destroys that part of the arena.

Jorge:Don't have it.

Josh:There is a 20-foot gap now between the top and the bottom half of the arena.

Josh:Okay, and then as its actual action, it's going to cast Heal on itself.

Jorge:Can I?

Jorge:Oh, no, I can't either.

Josh:No, you do not have a reaction right now.

Josh:It only has one action, so it can only cast the one action on itself.

Josh:It'll heal a little bit.

Josh:Now it's Liv's turn.

Jorge:All right.

Jorge:I will.

Josh:Oh, sorry, that was the end of Dawn's turn.

Josh:Dawn, you take seven bleeding damage.

Josh:You can attempt a recovery check right now if you like.

Josh:You don't have to.

Jorge:I shouldn't be dazzled, right?

Josh:You can just continue to bleed.

Josh:Why not?

Jorge:Oh, there was another.

Jorge:There wasn't the powered stun that dazzled me or something else.

Josh:Correct.

Noah:Yeah, I'm still.

Jorge:Do you mind putting down the harm to action against undead for me to...

Josh:Can you try casting it if you go into if you like double click on a character to open up the The character sheet and you click the magic wand in the top right underneath like your level And you click cast on harm and see if that works because it might have been like a permissioning thing when I did it Nice

Jorge:okay yes yes yes yes yeah okay then i will

Noah:Bye.

Jorge:Do I?

Jorge:Yeah, I'll intensify.

Jorge:So that's two.

Josh:I don't know what leopard skin you have on that die that makes it impossible to see what number you rolled.

Jorge:And then I will strike it.

Jorge:I just picked the random one.

Josh:That's a hit.

Jorge:And I don't know how to turn it off.

Jorge:So I just, half the time, I don't even know what I'm rolling.

Josh:Nice.

Josh:Absolutely.

Josh:That's a good chunk of damage.

Jorge:Oh, wait, wait, wait.

Jorge:That, OK.

Jorge:Yeah.

Jorge:It would have been worse, but I forgot to do the map.

Josh:Yeah, that's fine.

Jorge:So I'll just get another hero point.

Josh:Okay.

Josh:Divex!

Jorge:Oh, and I will.

Mike:I'm going to move.

Mike:Actually, do I have to climb up on these hands?

Josh:I'm letting...

Josh:Henrik attack from where he is, so I'll let you attack from where he is as well.

Josh:Or you can climb up on the hands if you like.

Mike:Right, but is that difficult terrain?

Mike:OK.

Josh:Nope.

Noah:Thank you.

Josh:The hands are made of stone.

Josh:It's like walking up a rock.

Mike:How close are these?

Mike:It's still 90 feet.

Mike:Jesus.

Mike:Then I will cast... Where is my... I will cast... Well, I'll sustain the... The Chaos Theory.

Mike:Then I'll cast Earthstrike.

Josh:Okay.

Mike:And then I will cast... 7th level Disintegrate.

Josh:Okay.

Josh:A 43 misses, unfortunately.

Mike:Okay, that's my turn.

Josh:Absolutely.

Josh:It is Immix's turn.

Josh:Um, Immix did take damage this time, so she doesn't heal.

Noah:Thank you.

Josh:Uh, the two swords that are present on the arena come down.

Josh:Uh, this one, but neither of them hit anybody.

Josh:Uh, but once again, uh, this right one just chucks a huge hole through the arena, and that part breaks off.

Josh:Um, the, the area in which you can stand is being reduced.

Tanner:Do you want to just leave the red?

Josh:Uh, but I will, yeah, I'll leave it.

Josh:I'll just remove this one because it just doesn't do anything because you moved.

Jorge:It doesn't hit him.

Josh:How dare you?

Josh:No.

Josh:He's not gonna hit himself.

Jorge:Wait, so was the sword a bait, or was it that it gets close and then he stops?

Josh:It gets close and it doesn't touch.

Jorge:Okay.

Josh:Actually, you know what?

Jorge:Okay.

Jorge:I just want to know.

Josh:What would make more sense is that it absolutely just lands right on his face, but his skin is so hard that it doesn't actually pierce through.

Jorge:All right.

Jorge:That's metal.

Josh:Um...

Noah:Nope.

Josh:It is Immix's turn.

Josh:I think Immix is probably going to start with a... Does he have any good attack spells?

Tanner:He uses the surrender action Josh, can I attack on that?

Josh:He uses the Weapon of Judgment.

Jorge:Oh, the judge.

Noah:Nope.

Josh:This is a spell that has the concentrate and manipulate actions.

Josh:I'm letting you know this so you don't ask me ahead of time.

Josh:Yeah, go for it.

Jorge:Yeah, I'm going to try to make an attack.

Jorge:I don't like that.

Josh:Uh, yeah.

Josh:It has the manipulate action.

Josh:That makes an attack of opportunity a bull.

Tanner:Even from way down here.

Josh:Yeah, because it's still his body.

Tanner:Excellent.

Jorge:I will use one of my hero points because I've now only two.

Jorge:44.

Josh:Absolutely, you get a plus 4.

Tanner:I have hit.

Josh:That is a hit.

Tanner:I will roll damage.

Tanner:34 points.

Josh:Absolutely.

Josh:He's not looking great.

Josh:This was a bit of a Hail Mary for him, and you guys do hit hard.

Josh:44 because he is flat-footed hits.

Jorge:Dope, dope, dope.

Jorge:I interrupt it.

Josh:Absolutely.

Jorge:And, you know, the vulnerability damage.

Noah:Okay.

Josh:Yes.

Josh:It gets applied every time.

Jorge:I say that for myself, not for anyone else.

Josh:Of course.

Josh:Absolutely.

Mike:Bye.

Josh:He's looking quite bad, actually.

Josh:So I think what he will do instead then... We're going to make a holy longbow attack.

Josh:Let's do it against Divex this time.

Tanner:Uh oh.

Jorge:Is that manipulate?

Josh:No.

Josh:It's an attack.

Josh:44, that does hit.

Jorge:Oh no, I hope this doesn't kill divox.

Noah:What's the threshold for that?

Josh:37 points of damage.

Jorge:Oh no.

Mike:My resistance is 18.

Mike:So I'll take 19 points.

Mike:106.

Josh:How many hit points do you have?

Jorge:Oh no.

Josh:Divex does not die.

Josh:Then we're going to make a holy greatsword attack on... Lev has so much health, but he's the one that keeps doing a bunch of damage.

Jorge:Thank God.

Noah:100 or less?

Jorge:Probably.

Jorge:It seems like a power word kill variant.

Noah:be a hundred

Josh:41.

Jorge:Why does it think my AC is 41?

Jorge:Huh.

Jorge:I thought it would be 40.

Josh:What is your AC normally?

Tanner:Oh, it was targeting DiveX.

Jorge:Oh, okay.

Josh:Oh, sorry.

Josh:I don't know.

Josh:I didn't mean to target Divex this time.

Josh:Okay, stop that.

Jorge:That's fine.

Josh:Where is Divex?

Josh:Stop targeting Divex.

Josh:Okay, that was three actions.

Josh:He has three actions remaining.

Noah:Thank you.

Josh:I'm scared to cast spells because he's kind of weak and I don't want to bait another attack.

Tanner:Thank you.

Josh:I think I kind of have to though and hope that you miss.

Josh:I'm going to cast a three action to two action heal.

Jorge:All right, I got to try to stop this.

Josh:You do.

Jorge:Good thing I have two hero points left.

Noah:Oh, hey.

Josh:Also, I took this image from the Pathfinder Bestiary.

Josh:I just noticed the Hebrew in the background.

Josh:Canonically Jewish.

Noah:Emics can also do it.

Jorge:I'm going to reroll that.

Jorge:I don't think that's enough.

Josh:Okay.

Jorge:Us for untyped.

Jorge:And unholy bitch.

Josh:That's going to be enough.

Noah:Nice.

Josh:That hits.

Josh:So he has 48 hit points.

Josh:Yeah, no, that is enough.

Josh:He's trying to heal himself, get him out of this situation, and that attack of opportunity is enough.

Josh:How do you want to do this?

Jorge:Lev is going to... While he sees him trying to heal himself and use all of his arms, Lev is going to look down at his blade, have a little self-reflection, then turn his wrist over and see that badge of Sedecium and is like, Guide me, Tech!

Jorge:And then he starts hacking away at his wings, and he wants to cut away the dude's wings on top.

Josh:absolutely and with that you for good this time kill Imex you um you stab right into his head you watch as the whole body goes limp and the larger body you're on

Jorge:And then stab him in the head.

Tanner:you

Josh:Falls forward.

Jorge:I got wings.

Josh:Yeah, both of you are flying, so what we really have to worry about are Divex and Henrik, who have to get out of the way of the corpse as it collapses.

Noah:But...

Mike:Dimension Door.

Josh:Okay, short.

Tanner:Yeah, what kind of time do I have?

Josh:Six seconds.

Tanner:So I could use an action to activate my wings and fly out of the way.

Josh:Yes, that would work.

Tanner:Epic.

Josh:OK, absolutely.

Josh:You move out of the way.

Josh:The body collapses onto what's left of the platform here.

Josh:And that's probably a good spot to end tonight's session.

Jorge:That was a sick fight.

Noah:That was a cool fight.

Tanner:Immix is a dork.

Mike:My concern.

Jorge:Yeah, we forgot to start making fun of him.

Josh:Yeah.

Noah:He got so scary at the end.

Josh:I feel like you would have made fun of him if it just stayed as that last third and it didn't transform and it was just the one guy who can't do anything running around.

Jorge:We would have.

Josh:You knew you were going to fight that guy at some point.

Tanner:It started to look kind of gnarly, yeah, so.

Noah:He said he turned.

Jorge:Yeah.

Noah:Super scary.

Tanner:No, we were going to redeem him before, but then, you know.

Mike:I was.

Josh:No, no, no.

Noah:Maybe.

Josh:I mean, specifically big angel hands mouth guy.

Tanner:Oh.

Josh:In that, once you pick a fight with Immix and you start fighting Immix, it would be strange if all of Immix didn't show up.

Jorge:Yeah.

Josh:Assuming you kill him.

Tanner:Right.

Mike:Yeah, I forgot that there were three pings.

Mike:So when I was preparing spells for this fight, there were just all single target, and then there were three of them.

Mike:Luckily, we just drilled one down at a time.

Mike:But then I held back on the Divinity Leech until Immix ascended.

Josh:Yeah.

Mike:I mean, it burned...

Mike:a hero point, I guess.

Mike:I also had TPK hedges, and you guys were not close enough for me to use them, so if you got wiped out of there, I wouldn't have been able to help.

Tanner:It wasn't just me this time around.

Josh:I did a ridiculous amount of damage over the course of this fight, and just every round or so, Henrik would walk over to somebody and be like, boop, you have 200 more hit points than you had a second ago.

Josh:It's ridiculous.

Tanner:There were some lay on hands going on.

Noah:I think, yeah, Love did some good healing too.

Josh:There were some lay on hands, that's fair.

Tanner:Some heels.

Jorge:You're dumb.

Noah:It was pretty huge all around.

Josh:Still, good fight.

Tanner:Oh, boy.

Josh:You guys do level up.

Mike:You get general feet.

Tanner:I don't have a plan.

Noah:I feel like we're getting...

Josh:I don't know what you get at level 19.

Josh:Do you get anything particularly fun?

Tanner:Oh, I really... I only see General Feet.

Josh:Oh, so, yeah.

Tanner:Which I've not selected.

Noah:Aren't you like a legendary spellcaster now?

Jorge:Yeah.

Tanner:Oh, I get Versatile Land, too.

Mike:That's 50% of it.

Mike:I get 10th level spell slots now.

Jorge:Yeah.

Jorge:Oh, I get 10th level harm and heal now.

Noah:I get infinite invention.

Noah:I can just respec into a different inventor, I guess.

Josh:Just every day.

Josh:Nice.

Noah:Yep.

Noah:Pretty much.

Noah:It must be a different kind of a message.

Jorge:I can now... I can now...

Josh:I am not doing that on the fly.

Josh:You could give me some archetypes to add into Foundry, maybe.

Josh:But I refuse to have 40 different Dons that you just swap out every once in a while.

Noah:No.

Noah:No, this was the... I like this stuff best.

Noah:I probably won't use that.

Jorge:I can now use my x-point vulnerability or intensify as a free action.

Mike:Nice.

Tanner:Oh boy.

Josh:Yeah, I was gonna say, Intensify Vulnerability was the only thing stopping you from making, like, four attacks around.

Tanner:The last thing I needed was better action economy.

Jorge:But I can still only use it once per turn.

Jorge:Yeah.

Noah:It's over.

Jorge:And exploit vulnerability, because sometimes I have to reset when there's a new guy, but now I can just look at someone and be like, nope, you're next, bitch.

Josh:Right.

Tanner:I've become legendary with all weapons.

Tanner:Which...

Josh:Oh, that's good.

Noah:We should just give Henrik more weapons.

Jorge:Henrik, you need to respec to become a juggler.

Jorge:And then just have an assortment of random things.

Josh:Hembrick already has the largest two hit out of anybody like in the party by a pretty good margin I think

Tanner:I'll juggle three shields.

Tanner:Good luck hitting me now.

Jorge:Yeah.

Jorge:What's your two hit now, Henrik?

Tanner:Very strong.

Tanner:Well, let's see.

Tanner:At level 19.

Tanner:38.

Jorge:Yeah.

Jorge:Mine's a 33.

Jorge:I'm guessing yours is 35?

Jorge:36?

Tanner:38.

Jorge:Higher?

Jorge:Damn!

Josh:Yeah, no, he hits hard.

Jorge:Oh, he also got the strength potion too, right?

Tanner:I have a lot of strength.

Jorge:Yeah.

Tanner:My strength is plus 8.

Jorge:Yeah.

Tanner:Because something else gave me strength too.

Josh:You have an apex item that gives you strength.

Tanner:Did you give me strength?

Josh:Your heart, I think, gives you strength, doesn't it?

Tanner:Yeah, the heart gave me strength.

Noah:All right.

Jorge:Well, that's sick.

Tanner:Big hit.

Tanner:Big hitting.

Tanner:Which skill do I increase?

Tanner:I think now is a great time to become...

Josh:a thief so you can help out we're nearing the end here a little bit we might do that

Tanner:trained in Arcana.

Mike:Yes.

Mike:No, no.

Mike:Become trained in Arcana.

Mike:Yes, so you can give me the help action so I get advantage on my Arcana rolls.

Tanner:Oh, man.

Noah:Well, Josh, there's other continents we haven't seen yet.

Tanner:No, we're going to drag it out.

Jorge:Yeah.

Noah:Okay, but what about... But...

Josh:We're not going to them.

Josh:It's the same as campaign one.

Josh:There's a whole set of other continents that are just, we're pretending they don't exist.

Josh:Which is why in the next campaign, I have only fleshed out one continent and I call out, we're not going to talk about the other ones.

Tanner:Yeah, yeah, we're going everywhere.

Josh:Pretend they don't exist.

Noah:What about the entirety of the lighthouse we know how to navigate?

Josh:Assuming you guys don't TPK, and assuming you don't do something to the lighthouse, it's entirely possible in Campaign 3 you guys just show up because you're wandering around the lighthouse and you, like, go in places.

Josh:So, who knows?

Jorge:Yeah, so I guess next, what do you guys think next steps are?

Noah:I think we go learn the Feep's name.

Jorge:Are we... All right, so are we planning to go back to the observers and immediately be like, yeah, we won't do what that guy did.

Josh:That's a good question.

Noah:Tell everyone on Althane this guy's name.

Noah:And then... Yes.

Tanner:We have to go and observe.

Jorge:We'll totally learn what this is, and then immediately leave?

Tanner:Well, maybe we can bargain with them and say it's better that we're at least able to observe instead of having just two observers.

Tanner:You know what I'm saying?

Jorge:That's true.

Noah:I mean, we hold the third observation spot.

Tanner:You're very good at persuading.

Tanner:It'll work.

Josh:Okay.

Jorge:That's true.

Jorge:I could try that.

Noah:Give us the knowledge we need.

Noah:You can have the third observation spot back.

Jorge:We also need to, unless you guys think we should try to find someone to take the spot, while playing

Tanner:You want to find an ally of ours to become the permanent observer?

Noah:Here's the issue.

Noah:We don't have enough allies.

Noah:He is our single ally.

Tanner:And he's not going to do it.

Jorge:Well, Mike had an idea.

Mike:You guys remember the reporter from the Gulch?

Noah:Hey, we will see you in three years.

Mike:I don't know.

Mike:I don't know why everyone's laughing.

Mike:We know someone that likes to observe and write things down.

Jorge:He told me that too.

Jorge:I also laughed.

Jorge:You just take this horrible... You're basically going to go to jail to have to watch everything.

Noah:Do you remember us?

Mike:It's jail for some, heaven for others.

Noah:We hang out for a day.

Noah:Do you want to spend your rest of eternity watching this horrible scene with two screaming eyestalks?

Mike:You want to watch it?

Mike:There's drinks.

Mike:There's two friends to watch.

Mike:Yeah, they're scary.

Mike:Yep.

Mike:Yeah.

Mike:No, they're definitely a little curt and straightforward.

Mike:But you can watch this kill gods.

Mike:I don't know.

Mike:Unless they put it on something weird.

Mike:I don't know.

Mike:I guess they could probably control it.

Mike:We might have to ask them if they control what they watch.

Tanner:You know, she might get released if we kill the feat.

Jorge:Maybe.

Noah:because then they have to watch the next century.

Tanner:Oh, she might have to watch the next one.

Tanner:Yeah, that's true.

Mike:yeah no it didn't emmix bargain there might have been an open spot and they dismissed someone i thought emmix bargained divinity or something

Noah:Yeah, probably.

Tanner:She'll have to watch Henrik ascend.

Tanner:Yeah, that's tough.

Jorge:So where did the third one go?

Josh:They... They...

Jorge:Did it just die?

Jorge:Were they like, yeah, sure, we'll take another one and just leave?

Tanner:Immix... Immix killed it.

Tanner:I think Immix killed it and then Immix left.

Jorge:Oh.

Tanner:I think there was death involved.

Jorge:He gave his divinity for it, we think.

Josh:They told you the information you have is that Immix took the spot of the third one.

Josh:How and why that occurred, you did not inquire.

Jorge:No, we did.

Jorge:They wouldn't tell us.

Josh:You didn't inquire with anything worth getting the answer.

Jorge:When I asked, they were like, that's between us and them.

Jorge:I was like, okay.

Jorge:Alright, shit, man.

Jorge:I don't care.

Josh:Yeah, I mean, and then you offered up all of your Nox blood.

Josh:They can be paid for stuff.

Jorge:Yeah.

Josh:Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

Jorge:Yeah, so that, I guess, and then what is our plan for tech?

Tanner:Maybe we figure out how to control the lighthouse and increase the threshold just a little bit.

Josh:Just leave them.

Noah:I don't know, how do we, if we can't get him out, do we fight the F.E.A.P.

Noah:without him?

Mike:Oops.

Tanner:Maybe someone else will get free, but not that many.

Noah:We're going to accidentally crank it up all the way and let out everything in the lighthouse.

Tanner:You just turn up a little bit.

Tanner:Just a little bit.

Jorge:As I see Endgame, we do... Somehow we try to get Tech out.

Jorge:We somehow do something with the Observers.

Jorge:Then we kill the feat, and then we take over the 13th realm with the Admiral.

Jorge:Double-cross him, because he wants to do the cycles.

Jorge:And then, I don't know, do we just spit on Althane and then try to work on the Lighthouse to make it work on Thessians?

Jorge:All Thessians?

Jorge:Is that our main goal?

Noah:Oh, yeah, we got to kill that guy.

Jorge:That's not a bad goal.

Tanner:Well, there's also the deep who's a problem.

Tanner:And we've got two needles.

Jorge:Well, we're going to have one because you're probably going to use one of the feet, right?

Tanner:Right, that's what I'm saying.

Noah:Yeah, one on the feet, one on the feet.

Josh:tech is the plan was for tech to use the one that he currently has on the feet like that regardless of you guys that was always the plan but you also made one so you have a floating one you can use wherever

Jorge:Yeah.

Tanner:I think the deep's gotta go.

Jorge:Yeah.

Tanner:More so than Knots or Beast.

Noah:Yeah.

Mike:Probably.

Noah:Yeah, I mean, he's the most immediate.

Jorge:I don't know.

Mike:He's also been creeping.

Jorge:I feel like if we get the lighthouse working again, I think part of the reason all those guys start waking up is because the Arreskians were fucking with them.

Noah:But... Even if we don't kill the Deep and we get the Lighthouse working, he's still on Olathane, right?

Jorge:I guess it might be too late now, but they might already be awoken.

Noah:So he's still stuck there.

Jorge:Oh yeah, that sucks, but... Yeah, well...

Josh:Yeah, it's just all fine.

Josh:It's fine.

Josh:You guys can just leave.

Josh:Hang out with Sedecium.

Josh:Someone else's brum.

Jorge:Food for thought, then.

Jorge:I guess next session we'll try to go talk to those Beholder people.

Noah:Yeah.

Jorge:Maybe try to bring... What were you going to say?

Noah:When are we playing next?

Josh:Lacey?

Noah:Because Tanner is getting married this weekend.

Josh:Yeah, I don't think anybody expected you to play next week.

Jorge:That is true.

Tanner:Yeah, I'll see everybody on Friday.

Tanner:How exciting.

Jorge:Yeah!

Jorge:See you guys then.

Noah:So we're playing on Saturday?

Noah:Is that what everyone's doing on Saturday?

Tanner:Yeah, I am not going on a honeymoon next week, but I will have a lot of family sticking around, so I'm out next week.

Jorge:Yeah, you're getting married.

Jorge:It's okay.

Mike:Thank you.

Noah:Wow, you're missing the neck.

Noah:Wow.

Jorge:Even if you're just sitting at home with Liz, just be like, I could take a Monday off.

Jorge:Okay.

Josh:I don't know if I'm taking the bus yet which is why I haven't responded

Tanner:Okay.

Jorge:And I'll be out there.

Jorge:Sorry, you were texting.

Jorge:I've been up since so early.

Jorge:I haven't really been texting.

Jorge:I will be...

Jorge:where I need to be, and I will be taking buses.

Jorge:If that's an option.

Jorge:Wait, so what's the thing with the bus?

Jorge:So what's the thing with the bus?

Tanner:So here's what's up.

Tanner:If you don't want to have to worry about using a car, the bus is leaving from the hotel to go to the church.

Jorge:Okay.

Tanner:And then the bus is also going to the venue right after the church.

Tanner:And we're going to take pictures.

Tanner:And then that bus is done for the day at that point.

Tanner:But there's a shuttle associated with the hotel itself.

Tanner:That is going to be there like at the end of the night.

Jorge:What about at the start of the night?

Jorge:I ask because Bailey and Daisy will be at the hotel.

Tanner:Oh, there's also the bus will also be there.

Jorge:And... Okay, okay.

Tanner:Yeah.

Noah:Thank you.

Jorge:Because Bailey doesn't like driving that much, so if anything, Daisy, we assume Daisy can drive because she lives in Colorado.

Tanner:They're welcome.

Jorge:Nobody would think I was going to be like, hey, Daisy, can you drive my car?

Jorge:But...

Tanner:They're they don't.

Tanner:They don't have to go, like, home between the church and the reception.

Tanner:I mean, they're welcome to.

Tanner:Because it'll just be us, like, taking pictures for, like, an hour and a half or so.

Tanner:But I think there's going to be snacks.

Tanner:So if they want to just take the bus with us, there is room on the bus for them.

Jorge:Okay.

Noah:I'll ask Daisy to do what she wants to do.

Jorge:Yeah.

Jorge:So I'll just let you know.

Jorge:They're probably going to end up with a cart, though.

Jorge:I figure.

Noah:Not, like, because Jorge is bringing one.

Noah:Like, they're probably going to steal one.

Jorge:Yeah.

Josh:just project it up there white shirt right oh

Mike:Bye.

Jorge:Yeah.

Tanner:Okay, very cool.

Jorge:Grand Theft Auto.

Tanner:So.

Jorge:Yeah.

Noah:Or just, like, is that a wanted meter in the corner of the sky?

Noah:Yeah.

Jorge:All right.

Jorge:And then, so we have our suit supply suits.

Jorge:We want brown shoes.

Tanner:Yeah, ideally, yeah.

Jorge:And then, do you care if it's light brown?

Tanner:The shade of brown is not important to me, if that's what you're going to ask.

Jorge:Yeah.

Jorge:Okay, then what were you going to say, Josh?

Josh:white shirt, like undershirt, right?

Tanner:White shirt.

Tanner:Yeah, white shirt.

Tanner:Yeah.

Jorge:Ties taken care of?

Jorge:Are they in the suit supply thing?

Jorge:I haven't opened it.

Tanner:Yeah.

Josh:You should.

Josh:You should check because I gave them my measurements and they said at the checkout, we think that this size would fit you better because we know more than you.

Josh:And then they were completely wrong.

Josh:So I had to tell them to send me the correct measurements the second time around.

Jorge:Okay, I will check.

Jorge:I also wore a suit from them like a month ago, so I'm hoping.

Josh:So, yeah.

Jorge:I might have to take off the creatine again, but that's fine.

Noah:Jorge has to debulk real fast.

Jorge:I had to do that for the gala.

Jorge:I went to a gala last week, and I was just like, oh, shoulders are slightly too big.

Jorge:I gotta... Yeah.

Noah:It's just like you have inflatable arms now.

Jorge:Oh, I met Dick Gephardt.

Jorge:the old Democratic minority and majority leader before Pelosi.

Jorge:Very cool guy.

Jorge:He did a speech.

Jorge:I was like, wow, I actually feel proud to be American for the first time in years.

Jorge:Wow.

Noah:I have a...

Tanner:Did you guys hit it off?

Jorge:It's crazy to see a real politician speak live.

Jorge:It was like, damn.

Jorge:Actually, I chatted with him one-on-one because I didn't know who he was.

Jorge:And I was like, wow, this is just like an old man.

Jorge:And then when he went on to speak, it was like Winter Soldier activated.

Jorge:And all his old man mannerisms and talking went away.

Jorge:And he gave this beautiful speech.

Jorge:And he even hit that whole point where when he was trying to balance the budget, he had to get people to vote.

Jorge:But then a lot of these people to vote were like, we're going to lose our districts.

Jorge:And then he's like, thank God the young men years ago didn't say that when they had to storm the beaches of Normandy.

Jorge:And you're like, oh, shit.

Jorge:All right, man.

Noah:No case.

Jorge:Yeah.

Tanner:Okay.

Jorge:All right.

Josh:See you all soon.

Tanner:Yeah, see you guys on Friday.

Mike:See you.

Tanner:Looking forward to it.

Jorge:Yeah.

Tanner:And Immix is dead, so let's celebrate.

Tanner:Good night.

Jorge:Adios.